Miscellaneous: Today, I was taking a shower and the glass sliding door was jammed.... - FML

By mrmr - 07/02/2010 18:32 - United States

Today, I was taking a shower and the glass sliding door was jammed. I tugged it, and it shattered all over me. I was naked. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/02/2015 03:20 - United States - Auburn

Today, I fell in the shower and the doors jammed shut. I was stuck in there for hours, waiting for my parents to come home. They had to open the door for me while I was still naked inside. FML

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Panic!

By Lotje13 - 01/01/2012 00:19 - Hungary

Today, I was sleeping over at a friend's house. I went and took a shower, and as I tried to get out, the door jammed. I called my friend for help, and after much tugging, the glass shattered all over me. She panicked and sent her dad to rescue me. It was the first time he and I had met. FML

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By iltdtsm - 15/08/2009 16:58 - Canada

Today, while showering I slipped and fell, taking down the shower curtain and smashing my head against the floor, resulting in a concussion. My family came running because of the noise and I lay naked, bleeding and concussed for few minutes before they could stop laughing enough to get me help. FML

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By xo007 - 04/11/2009 17:40 - United States

Today, as I stepped into the shower, I slipped and fell over the edge of the tub, pulling the shower curtain down with me. I called my roommate to help me up as I put on a towel over me. But before she could help me up, she grabbed her phone to take a picture. The picture became a mass text. FML

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By home owner - 20/08/2010 06:14 - United States

Today, I was taking a shower for the first time in my new apartment. The shower head broke off the wall and slammed onto my head, while spraying water everywhere. I tried to stop the water, but only stopped the cold and got burnt by the hot. FML

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Bad start to the day

By Concussed - 17/01/2010 06:22 - Australia

Today, as I showered, I sneezed, hit my face on the wall, got shampoo in my eyes, slipped on a bar of soap, bashed my head on the wall as I fell, grabbed at the walls to stop me from falling and happened to turn off the cold water, scorching me. FML

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By Karmas3itch - 12/05/2009 04:19 - United States

Today, I was taking a bath and needed shampoo. I leaned on the soap holder to get some and it came off the wall. Huge ants started pouring out running up the walls, down the walls, EVERYWHERE. I ran out of the bathroom screaming, completely naked. FML

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Panic! In the Bathroom

By MAWZ - 19/07/2011 06:33 - United States

Today, while I was showering, my brother thought it would be funny to burst through the door pretending he was a burglar. Panicked, I went to grab the soap bar as a weapon, slipped, fell, and hit my head on the faucet. FML

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Skittish and wet

By JennieLee - 30/08/2024 16:00 - Canada - Vancouver

Today, while in the shower, I heard my phone buzz. Expecting an important text, I leaned out to check it. I slipped, hit my head on the sink, and ended up stuck in the most awkward position possible with one leg in the shower and the other out. My roommate had to rescue me. FML

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Cheeky

By Anonymous - 29/08/2009 04:10 - United States

Today, I was taking a shower outside at my fiancé's beach house. I was struggling to take my bikini bottoms off, so I started to walk backwards to step out of it. Little did I know that I had pushed the door open. My fiancé, his family, and my family all saw me bend over naked. FML

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Top comments

MangaFreakXxX 0

Monday 8 February 2010 3:25

You were naked while taking a shower? No ******' way.

AngryNinja 1

Monday 8 February 2010 3:25

ow. that made me hurt just thinking about it.

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deng314 0

Monday 8 February 2010 3:25

ouch!!!

Duran40 0

Monday 8 February 2010 5:06

heeeeey how you doin? haha. yea I agree...

sterl13 0

Monday 8 February 2010 5:28

that's ok if you get glass in your dick just do like me and get your wife to get it out I get glass in my dick a lot;)

iloveloosy12 0

Monday 8 February 2010 5:34

you were naked in a shower??????

PattisonDaStud 0

Monday 8 February 2010 5:59

did it hurt

michael32123 0

Monday 8 February 2010 6:14

who showers naked these days??

kpo216 0

Monday 8 February 2010 6:44

why the **** do you have glass stuck in your dick a lot how does that go about happening

8trickster8 0

Monday 8 February 2010 6:52

Scars are sexy. Nothing like a scab.. mmmmmm

JoshTheMaggot 8

Monday 8 February 2010 7:44

the better question is why does your shower have a door. wtf

xonk21 0

Monday 8 February 2010 16:06

yeah, jw, shouldn't he have used shatterproof doors? aren't all of em that way now?

monkeymatt 0

Monday 8 February 2010 16:48

"why does his shower have a door???" you've never seen a shower with a door before?

beachgirl199661 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 3:00

noooo u shower naked?? who does that? any normal person I know showers in a ski suit but of course I live in Colorado.. xD

tromboneboy 2

Tuesday 9 February 2010 4:44

the circumcition made it holy good job

hobsonbrendan 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 5:42

well I would hope you were naked in the shower

thatonek1d 0

Monday 14 June 2010 1:00

ydi for showering nude.

jakebville 9

Tuesday 17 July 2012 13:20

Your stupidity amazes me. I'm surprised you had the brain function to confirm your FML account.

wantsomejewinu 0

Monday 8 February 2010 3:25

That would suck if you have a pussyyyyyyy.

trumpetGIRL12345 0

Friday 30 April 2010 4:09

omg u were NAKED in the SHOWER holy shit I never would've guessed

B4SK3TB4IL 0

Sunday 12 September 2010 4:17

this fml makes no sense at all

ButteredMuffin 3

Wednesday 3 August 2011 0:46

You're disgusting. Grow up freak.

ZeroIce 12

Tuesday 20 September 2011 23:42

you guys are disgusting...

captaincook_fml 1

Wednesday 25 January 2012 8:53

At least your already in the shower to clean it off lol

MangaFreakXxX 0

Monday 8 February 2010 3:25

You were naked while taking a shower? No ******' way.

Felium 0

Monday 8 February 2010 3:29

yay because most humans take a showere with clothes on

Freeze_fml 16

Monday 8 February 2010 3:43

You guys are stupid, #3 meant that it was pointless to mention that the OP was naked.

DizzyVulps 0

Monday 8 February 2010 4:16

they were joking genius

me199 0

Monday 8 February 2010 4:22

hahaha #3 i was thinking the same thing

maxrmaxr 5

Monday 8 February 2010 4:47

win!

FMLFML123123 0

Monday 8 February 2010 4:57

the OP was just restating that she or he was naked...to emphasize how bad the pain must of been because glass went EVERYWHERE on her body.

jessxoxo28 5

Monday 8 February 2010 5:07

^agreed

musume 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 22:22

mte

threer 30

Wednesday 2 October 2013 23:37

Or his body..

AngryNinja 1

Monday 8 February 2010 3:25

ow. that made me hurt just thinking about it.

imballinlol 0

Monday 8 February 2010 3:27

Ow. Did you get glass stuck in your dick? FYL

Trent14 0

Monday 8 February 2010 3:48

or pussy. the OP could have been a girl

chaos753159 4

Monday 8 February 2010 4:39

it says op is a boy at the top

PandaFlavoured 0

Monday 8 February 2010 4:54

No it doesn't... It doesn't have anything there. It's blank ._.

Extacy23 0

Monday 8 February 2010 4:56

imballinlol- if he did are u gona suck it out for him..?

FizzyMtDEW 0

Monday 8 February 2010 6:52

well then wats mrmr??? lol is it Mr. Mr.? i hav no idea! -.-

saychimichanga 0

Monday 8 February 2010 3:28

i've done that

Loveya448 0

Monday 8 February 2010 3:28

Ouch. Did of any of the glass get on your dick?

cracktus 0

Monday 8 February 2010 3:34

That's happened to me before. Suck it up.

killabee 0

Monday 8 February 2010 3:34

Haha, #5 and #7 are very concerned with your dick. Maybe it will get a get-well-soon card.

blondie007 0

Monday 8 February 2010 5:05

haha

lmfao1643 3

Monday 8 February 2010 3:34

Thats hot you were in the shower!

willrh102291 0

Monday 8 February 2010 4:17

lol!

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