By Sgt_Jackrum - 05/02/2016 10:27 - United Kingdom - Oldbury

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Today, we had my grandmother with dementia round for tea. She looked me up and down and said, very matter-of-factly, "Well, with a figure like that, no one will rape you." FML
I agree, your life sucks 24 204
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Unfortunately, that's not necessarily true because most rapists are after a feeling of power, not a gratifying sexual experience. But I suppose if Grandma is going to insult you at least she tried to put a positive spin on it!

Grandmas say the darnedest things

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According to Grandma, he probably wouldn't.

Grandma's are inconsiderate more often than we'd like them to be. I guess it's a product of coming from vastly different times... But on a more cheery (or should that be Cheri) note, that's a great username, always nice to see other pratchett fans on the web

#35 maybe they are wise enough to know it doesn't fucking matter what you say or do as long as you are happy and of that pisses other people off well then fuck em. Fuck the unspoken social code. Speak your mind and free yourself. Its better to let people know what you really think vs being fake.

#37 Your username fits your comment.

umm... I guess that's a compliment??? sorry op that sucks

compliment? You're kidding right?

perhaps she's right and time to do something about it?

Ikr? I too want to be rape-able. Wait, what?

I can see the articles now... "How to get a rape-able body in just 10 easy steps!" "Not getting raped? Fix that with these celeb endorsed tips!" "Shirley had never been raped, find out how she turned her life around!"

Why would u say something like that to somebody? You might have made them start an eating disorder or something. please dont say stuff like that.

There might be nothing wrong with OP. My weight is average, there isn't a space between my thighs or anything but my senile grandmother keeps saying i'm too skinny and borderline anorexic.

Unfortunately, that's not necessarily true because most rapists are after a feeling of power, not a gratifying sexual experience. But I suppose if Grandma is going to insult you at least she tried to put a positive spin on it!

Who said it was an insult? It's quite possibly very true. I can't wait to get super old so that I can speak matter of factly with much lighter consequences.

#15, where I come from, that's called abusing your power

Please educate yourself so you'll stop going around believing that only "attractive" people get raped. That's far from true.

Dementia is a bitch.

no...just grandma is

Take it back. Videos

People with dementia normally don't understand the power of what they're saying. Don't take it personally, at my internship I was helping people with dementia and they would make comments about people all the time. They just don't understand what they're saying sometimes.

Grandmas say the darnedest things

Well, that's going to be reassuring when you have to walk alone at night...

"You TOLD me I wouldn't get raped grandma! "

That's actually kind of disturbing.