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Grandma knows what she's talking about ;)

I think she's trying to teach you how NOT to gag.

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Grandma knows what she's talking about ;)

I would love to gag you.... With my dick. I can feel the thumbs down....

May be disgusting to hear from Grandma, but she's right, OP! Listen to her.

The wise know well.

I love how it's all women saying this... Brought a tear of joy to my eye...

Everyone learns wisdom from the elderly. And grandma is right. Please tell me the readers caught the pun with OP's user name. That was a cherry on top on this FML post!

Indeed, she does know what she's talking about. Although I wouldn't consider it an acquired taste for everyone... Some of us just REALLY enjoy doing it. For me it is the absolute best turn on there is. I don't think it makes my husband any more "well behaved"... But he sure does know how lucky he is to have a wife that loves to give head. None of my girlfriends feel the same way though so I get shunned at parties when sex comes up as a topic since "BJ's and swallowing are gross". Aside from all of that, grandma does know what she's talking about, but this is something that GRANDMA should probably not talk to GRANDDAUGHTER about. Leave it up to her to discover giving head for herself. Saying that it's an acquired taste will only give her the mindset that its not fun or pleasant but that you'll get used to it. It doesn't have to be that way!

I love you

Adding to 81, some of us women love giving them to their man. Especially, if their man makes sure the lady orgasms first, every time. It's kind of our way to say thank you without using words. Plus, the look on the guy's face is priceless!

Adding to what 87 said... Especially if their guy makes them orgasm first, second, third, fourth and fifth time before it's all said and done :D

92- and upon first seeing your username I just thought you liked reptiles…

Hey, a gal's allowed to have multiple interests right!?

I wish I could take your paragraph and make it my "about me" section everywhere!! I love giving head too!! And my boyfriend just looses it!! :) Our guys are lucky cause a lot of girls do think it's gross. If he showers frequently he's cut, and enjoys it as much as I do. :D Happy days!! Yay other cock suckers!! :D

#81 is totally right. A bj is the most wonderful gift a guy could receive. And it doesn't cost a thing! She's awesome in my book.

Damn I'm tryna meet grandma

This is valuable knowledge she has learned from experience. Hear her out.

Aah... Words of wisdom passed down through the ages. Are they secrets of the universe or perhaps locations to buried treasure from years gone by? Nope, none of those useless things. Instead its blowjob pointers from grandma. Looks like another generation has passed on its most prized possession. Thanks grandma...

I wonder if the "gag me" at the end was intended to be a pun.

51 - It definitely was, as OP's name is "butnotlikethat."

She's right! Pay close attention.

She must have sucked quite a load of dicks in her day!!

I think she's trying to teach you how NOT to gag.

Nah that's pretty hot actually.

Don't forget to relax your throat muscles!

"Gag me". I see what you did there.

I'm sure there are plenty of men who would be happy to oblige you OP.

Yes, so open wide

Her name is "butnotlikethat."

I hope you were taking notes. This is very important stuff.

I agree your life sucks seems especially fitting on this one.

That's a hard thing to swallow.

Like gum.... by the way, I said gum.

^^^ swing and a miss.

Let's not start a pun thread on this... it'll be too long.

I agree. Some puns are hard to swallow.

74- you just blatantly reused a pun

What the hell is wrong with me? I deserve every thumb down. I here by solemnly swear to step away from FML after a 18 hr work/school day. So ashamed. I'll thumb myself down now and expect no less from any of you!

Sounds like 109 is ready to.... Be punished.

Please tell me she didnt pull out the light up vibrators and show you how.

Sounds like grandma knows how to have a good time. You should take notes.