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By butnotlikethat - 16/03/2013 00:05 - China - Nanchang
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May be disgusting to hear from Grandma, but she's right, OP! Listen to her.
Everyone learns wisdom from the elderly. And grandma is right. Please tell me the readers caught the pun with OP's user name. That was a cherry on top on this FML post!
Indeed, she does know what she's talking about. Although I wouldn't consider it an acquired taste for everyone... Some of us just REALLY enjoy doing it. For me it is the absolute best turn on there is. I don't think it makes my husband any more "well behaved"... But he sure does know how lucky he is to have a wife that loves to give head. None of my girlfriends feel the same way though so I get shunned at parties when sex comes up as a topic since "BJ's and swallowing are gross". Aside from all of that, grandma does know what she's talking about, but this is something that GRANDMA should probably not talk to GRANDDAUGHTER about. Leave it up to her to discover giving head for herself. Saying that it's an acquired taste will only give her the mindset that its not fun or pleasant but that you'll get used to it. It doesn't have to be that way!
Adding to 81, some of us women love giving them to their man. Especially, if their man makes sure the lady orgasms first, every time. It's kind of our way to say thank you without using words. Plus, the look on the guy's face is priceless!
92- and upon first seeing your username I just thought you liked reptiles…
I wish I could take your paragraph and make it my "about me" section everywhere!! I love giving head too!! And my boyfriend just looses it!! :) Our guys are lucky cause a lot of girls do think it's gross. If he showers frequently he's cut, and enjoys it as much as I do. :D Happy days!! Yay other **** suckers!! :D
#81 is totally right. A bj is the most wonderful gift a guy could receive. And it doesn't cost a thing! She's awesome in my book.
Damn I'm tryna meet grandma
This is valuable knowledge she has learned from experience. Hear her out.
Aah... Words of wisdom passed down through the ages. Are they secrets of the universe or perhaps locations to buried treasure from years gone by? Nope, none of those useless things. Instead its ******* pointers from grandma. Looks like another generation has passed on its most prized possession. Thanks grandma...
I wonder if the "gag me" at the end was intended to be a pun.
She's right! Pay close attention.
She must have sucked quite a load of dicks in her day!!
"Gag me". I see what you did there.
I'm sure there are plenty of men who would be happy to oblige you OP.
Yes, so open wide
Her name is "butnotlikethat."
I hope you were taking notes. This is very important stuff.
I agree your life sucks seems especially fitting on this one.
That's a hard thing to swallow.
Like gum.... by the way, I said gum.
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Grandma knows what she's talking about ;)
I think she's trying to teach you how NOT to gag.