By That_Indian_Guy - 15/11/2014 13:25 - United States - Oviedo

Today, I woke myself up by letting out a long fart. It wouldn't have been so bad if I hadn't fallen asleep while on jury duty. FML
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You deserved it 9 463

Same thing different taste

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homesuckfucker 28

This is just one of those FML's that's hilarious, given you weren't the one in the situation. I hope you didn't draw too much attention to yourself, OP. And, don't worry, I doubt you'll see those people very often outside of court.

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homesuckfucker 28

This is just one of those FML's that's hilarious, given you weren't the one in the situation. I hope you didn't draw too much attention to yourself, OP. And, don't worry, I doubt you'll see those people very often outside of court.

At least you woke up maybe you can have it seem like you were never asleep...it's not likely but with a shot

SarahSehhati 40

Shhhh it's trying to communicate.....

Translation: hopefully nobody noticed you napping, but the chances of that are slim.

Hopefully that means you don't have to serve the rest of your jury duty!

Would be a whole lot better then being held in contempt.

man_in_black08 28

Your honour, according to section 8 of..*blrlrlrlrlrlrlrl* ...***every one looks at OP*** I could imagine the trial room scene going something like that. Haha.

That's not what a fart sounds like!

jojimugo 20

What if that fat was Asian or African? Not everyone fats in English

If my fat were Asian or African, maybe I'd have less of it. *rimshot

Sounds like a different type of duty went on there.