By That_Indian_Guy - 15/11/2014 13:25 - United States - Oviedo

Today, I woke myself up by letting out a long fart. It wouldn't have been so bad if I hadn't fallen asleep while on jury duty. FML
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homesuckfucker 28

This is just one of those FML's that's hilarious, given you weren't the one in the situation. I hope you didn't draw too much attention to yourself, OP. And, don't worry, I doubt you'll see those people very often outside of court.

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homesuckfucker 28

This is just one of those FML's that's hilarious, given you weren't the one in the situation. I hope you didn't draw too much attention to yourself, OP. And, don't worry, I doubt you'll see those people very often outside of court.

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worldclassrager 39

At least you woke up maybe you can have it seem like you were never asleep...it's not likely but with a shot

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SarahSehhati 40

Shhhh it's trying to communicate.....

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MidnaLink 33

Translation: hopefully nobody noticed you napping, but the chances of that are slim.

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FrutLoopDingus 19

Hopefully that means you don't have to serve the rest of your jury duty!

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devildog562 33

Would be a whole lot better then being held in contempt.

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man_in_black08 28

Your honour, according to section 8 of..*blrlrlrlrlrlrlrl* ...***every one looks at OP*** I could imagine the trial room scene going something like that. Haha.

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jerryj 27

That's not what a fart sounds like!

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jojimugo 20

What if that fat was Asian or African? Not everyone fats in English

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elcee1987 18

If my fat were Asian or African, maybe I'd have less of it. *rimshot

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TheGolfGTI 24

Sounds like a different type of duty went on there.

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