By That_Indian_Guy - 15/11/2014 13:25 - United States - Oviedo

Today, I woke myself up by letting out a long fart. It wouldn't have been so bad if I hadn't fallen asleep while on jury duty. FML
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Gas chambered the jury.

This is just one of those FML's that's hilarious, given you weren't the one in the situation. I hope you didn't draw too much attention to yourself, OP. And, don't worry, I doubt you'll see those people very often outside of court.

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Gas chambered the jury.

your inseem as well as the the defendant were busted

That's about the only thing worse than a hung jury.

"And the murderer is-" *Ppwweeeeet*

Sue them--oh wait

Make sure you didn't make a jury doodie, OP.

Esta bien Juan. Great pun.

That's a stinky situation.

Please stop with these bad puns..

The only thing that stinks was that pun

Did it smell?

This is just one of those FML's that's hilarious, given you weren't the one in the situation. I hope you didn't draw too much attention to yourself, OP. And, don't worry, I doubt you'll see those people very often outside of court.

At least you woke up maybe you can have it seem like you were never asleep...it's not likely but with a shot

Shhhh it's trying to communicate.....

Translation: hopefully nobody noticed you napping, but the chances of that are slim.

Hopefully that means you don't have to serve the rest of your jury duty!

Would be a whole lot better then being held in contempt.

Your honour, according to section 8 of..*blrlrlrlrlrlrlrl* ...***every one looks at OP*** I could imagine the trial room scene going something like that. Haha.

That's not what a fart sounds like!

What if that fat was Asian or African? Not everyone fats in English

If my fat were Asian or African, maybe I'd have less of it. *rimshot

man, that stinks.

Sounds like a different type of duty went on there.