Gas chambered the jury.

Sue them--oh wait

That's a stinky situation.

Did it smell?

This is just one of those FML's that's hilarious, given you weren't the one in the situation. I hope you didn't draw too much attention to yourself, OP. And, don't worry, I doubt you'll see those people very often outside of court.

At least you woke up maybe you can have it seem like you were never asleep...it's not likely but with a shot

Hopefully that means you don't have to serve the rest of your jury duty!

Your honour, according to section 8 of..*blrlrlrlrlrlrlrl* ...***every one looks at OP*** I could imagine the trial room scene going something like that. Haha.

man, that stinks.

Sounds like a different type of duty went on there.