Stacy's mom…

By Anonymous - 24/06/2011 17:00 - United States

Today, my mom decided to do something new and borrowed some of my clothes. She's currently wearing a very small pair of short shorts and a very tight tank top. We're going to a very prestigious golf course and she won't change. FML
I agree, your life sucks 34 231
You deserved it 4 966
Miscellaneous
Previous FML Next FML

Add a comment

You must be logged in to be able to post comments!

Create my account Sign in

Top comments

lifesabeach1213 7
Send a private message

And the lesson is... don't judge teens by their parents and don't judge parents by their teens.

223 4
Reply Report
OCDC 9

She's just reliving her hooker days.

172 4
Reply Report
Next

Comments

lifesabeach1213 7
Send a private message

And the lesson is... don't judge teens by their parents and don't judge parents by their teens.

223 4
Reply Report
worldcupcheer17 0
Send a private message

midlife crisis? oh yes.

51 3
Reply Report
NabbdjuretPerry 0
Send a private message

Tiger Woods are going to like it

53 3
Reply Report
ravensunnyd 0

does she weigh like 300 pounds?

5 28
Reply Report
imacreeper 3

69, I don't care if my mom weighed 300 lbs or 0 lbs, if she walked out of the house like that I would beg HER to disown me

43 2
Reply Report
Fmyspam 0

If she weighed zero, she wouldn't be walking.

50 8
Reply Report
imacreeper 3

of course not. i wasn't being literal.

24 4
Reply Report
LordGoober 13
Send a private message

I think that's how OP's mom pays the fees at the "prestigious golf course"

32 1
Reply Report
EagorLuvsBigFoot 8
Send a private message

I wouldn't even go to the golf course. Thats like wanting a pie to be smashed into your face at school; totally embarrassing.

10 6
Reply Report
CareFace 16
Send a private message

The lesson is.. Women shouldn't be playing golf in the first place.

3 3
Reply Report
TheTwistedOtaku 16

Unless you a zombie.

7 1
Reply Report
gabstahhh 8

Dear Jesus.

4 6
Reply Report
lerouxmaster 7
Send a private message

Yeah, I agree ! Kill the bitch ! >:-D

1 7
Reply Report
Angi95 3

There your cloths.

0 10
Reply Report
thrAsHeRr9081 16

For Christ's sake, 178...

19 1
Reply Report
YurTriniFantasy 1
Send a private message

you shud just take her to a different golf course then leave her there and you go to the real golf course tada!

32 68
Reply Report
volley4eva1698 0
Send a private message

yuup that'll work for sure...

12 3
Reply Report
athena3100 9

Or not play golf. Its so fucking boring!!!

55 12
Reply Report
kenji212 8
Send a private message

i go with # 28 SI! !

3 13
Reply Report
kenji212 8
Send a private message

heh it reminds me of tiger woods... heh ...heh heh! he shouldnt have messed with those other 18 holes!

28 5
Reply Report
daisyloo 7
Send a private message

Golf is usually pretty fun to play, but suuuper boring to watch:P

13 5
Reply Report
Idonebeenhad 17

You should like stop being stupid yeah that'll work!!

2 8
Reply Report
MaskedAspen 6
Send a private message

that comeback was utterly terrible, broski.

7 3
Reply Report
whitesox365 0
Send a private message

^^ i like how her pic matches her comment

5 2
Reply Report
OCDC 9

She's just reliving her hooker days.

172 4
Reply Report
qjdb 8
Send a private message

Or maybe she's trying to show you that your clothes are "hookerish"

40 4
Reply Report
WCARlover 34
Send a private message

...when OP was conceived :o

28 1
Reply Report
Lostdonut 3

Had to pay the membership somehow lol.

25 1
Reply Report
ThorneCrossed 9
Send a private message

milf stage: one of the best stages, right after teenagers

13 3
Reply Report
ThorneCrossed 9
Send a private message

18 and 19 for clarifycation

2 9
Reply Report
iSitt 0

they used to call her the "19th hole"

20 0
Reply Report
EatnBeef 7
Send a private message

slap her with a condom. that worked for everything back in my day.

23 1
Reply Report
Civilianswilldie 0
Send a private message

oh beef, your comments are the best hahaha

10 1
Reply Report
Bubbles1354 0

dude i love your picture

6 4
Reply Report
niw_fml 0
Send a private message

i love your tits

0 0
Reply Report
hedgerow 0
Send a private message

Be proud of your mom! She's the best woman in your life.

29 16
Reply Report
tracyjanay 0

very true

1 2
Reply Report
yourshootingstar 4
Send a private message

no I would flat out refuse to be seen with my mom if she did that.

15 0
Reply Report
duckdragon31 0
Send a private message

My mom pulled me out of catholic school and threw me into the "black" school and made my sister join a cult. We seriously need a category about parents fucking up

7 1
Reply Report
pouhh_fml 0
Send a private message

.. they're your clothes, but yeah it's kinda immature for her to act that way :P

29 9
Reply Report
heroesgleealias 0

I think it's a great way to get your daughter to stop dressing like a slut.

11 6
Reply Report
Olovio 5

Then don't go? Or leave her at the house :

13 5
Reply Report
Keyman1212 14
Send a private message

Like it really matters? My Country Club isn't exactly "prestigious" but there is an enforced dress code. Best of luck to her getting in!

1 1
Reply Report
kybabyy 4
Send a private message

Midlife crisis? My mom's gone through a couple of those.

25 3
Reply Report
thaskipsta 1
Send a private message

love the grammar comment on your profile not you're profile. 

13 1
Reply Report
alex6946 10

a couple? wow lol

1 3
Reply Report
pinoyboy_14 0

ahaha smurfsville

0 1
Reply Report
krause11 0

heellloo

0 1
Reply Report
gillbs 0

hi

0 1
Reply Report
xiaoxaio 5
Send a private message

hmm i wonder why so many ppl went to her profile it couldnt be the picture could it?

3 1
Reply Report
SugarCrazy 14

Just be thankful she isn't 300lbs overweight with facial hair.

54 2
Reply Report
scrapmetal58 9
Send a private message

She may be just that.

23 1
Reply Report
athena3100 9

She could be and thats why the op wants her to change!

7 1
Reply Report
ItWasAllWorthIt 0

Or the OP wants her to change because she's over 20 and wearing short shorts. !

9 3
Reply Report
pinoyboy_14 0

I bet u she is

0 1
Reply Report
Sweetcupcakes123 6

over twenty? so twenty five is too old? maybe it's just because if the simple fact that it's her mom.

4 2
Reply Report
amerwin 3
Send a private message

Sounds like she may get lucky and get to clean the golf pros balls.

41 1
Reply Report
Next