Stacy's mom…

By Anonymous - 24/06/2011 17:00 - United States

Today, my mom decided to do something new and borrowed some of my clothes. She's currently wearing a very small pair of short shorts and a very tight tank top. We're going to a very prestigious golf course and she won't change. FML
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lifesabeach1213 7

And the lesson is... don't judge teens by their parents and don't judge parents by their teens.

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OCDC 9

She's just reliving her hooker days.

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lifesabeach1213 7

And the lesson is... don't judge teens by their parents and don't judge parents by their teens.

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ravensunnyd 0

does she weigh like 300 pounds?

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imacreeper 3

69, I don't care if my mom weighed 300 lbs or 0 lbs, if she walked out of the house like that I would beg HER to disown me

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Fmyspam 0

If she weighed zero, she wouldn't be walking.

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imacreeper 3

of course not. i wasn't being literal.

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LordGoober 13

I think that's how OP's mom pays the fees at the "prestigious golf course"

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EagorLuvsBigFoot 8

I wouldn't even go to the golf course. Thats like wanting a pie to be smashed into your face at school; totally embarrassing.

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CareFace 16

The lesson is.. Women shouldn't be playing golf in the first place.

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TheTwistedOtaku 16

Unless you a zombie.

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lerouxmaster 7

Yeah, I agree ! Kill the bitch ! >:-D

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thrAsHeRr9081 16

For Christ's sake, 178...

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YurTriniFantasy 1

you shud just take her to a different golf course then leave her there and you go to the real golf course tada!

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athena3100 9

Or not play golf. Its so ******* boring!!!

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kenji212 8

heh it reminds me of tiger woods... heh ...heh heh! he shouldnt have messed with those other 18 holes!

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daisyloo 7

Golf is usually pretty fun to play, but suuuper boring to watch:P

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Idonebeenhad 17

You should like stop being stupid yeah that'll work!!

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MaskedAspen 6

that comeback was utterly terrible, broski.

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whitesox365 0

^^ i like how her pic matches her comment

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OCDC 9

She's just reliving her hooker days.

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qjdb 8

Or maybe she's trying to show you that your clothes are "hookerish"

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Lostdonut 3

Had to pay the membership somehow lol.

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ThorneCrossed 9

milf stage: one of the best stages, right after teenagers

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iSitt 0

they used to call her the "19th hole"

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hedgerow 0

Be proud of your mom! She's the best woman in your life.

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yourshootingstar 4

no I would flat out refuse to be seen with my mom if she did that.

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duckdragon31 0

My mom pulled me out of catholic school and threw me into the "black" school and made my sister join a cult. We seriously need a category about parents ******* up

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pouhh_fml 0

.. they're your clothes, but yeah it's kinda immature for her to act that way :P

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heroesgleealias 0

I think it's a great way to get your daughter to stop dressing like a ****.

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Olovio 5

Then don't go? Or leave her at the house :

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Keyman1212 14

Like it really matters? My Country Club isn't exactly "prestigious" but there is an enforced dress code. Best of luck to her getting in!

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kybabyy 4

Midlife crisis? My mom's gone through a couple of those.

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thaskipsta 1

love the grammar comment on your profile not you're profile. 

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alex6946 10

a couple? wow lol

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pinoyboy_14 0

ahaha smurfsville

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xiaoxaio 5

hmm i wonder why so many ppl went to her profile it couldnt be the picture could it?

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SugarCrazy 14

Just be thankful she isn't 300lbs overweight with facial hair.

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athena3100 9

She could be and thats why the op wants her to change!

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ItWasAllWorthIt 0

Or the OP wants her to change because she's over 20 and wearing short shorts. !

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Sweetcupcakes123 6

over twenty? so twenty five is too old? maybe it's just because if the simple fact that it's her mom.

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amerwin 3

Sounds like she may get lucky and get to clean the golf pros balls.

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