Wisdom

By fiftyshardsofbroccoli - 26/10/2012 17:58 - United States

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Today, my grandma took it upon herself to give me the sex talk. After explaining the mechanics in excessive detail, she said I shouldn't be afraid to sleep around. Apparently, I need to be comfortable with the man who'll be "conning me into blowing him for the next 50 years." FML
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0_0ha 13

The day when your grandmother tells you to be a ****...

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EvilPotato 14

If mothers know best, then grandmothers must really know everything best.

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0_0ha 13

The day when your grandmother tells you to be a ****...

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Zoh_Aubrey 8

I'd ask her if she fooled around with anyone famous back in the day.

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ICastillo 24

#14 would you really want to know that about your granny?

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Welshite 39

#20: Wouldn't you like bragging rights to possibly being the unknown, yet loved grandson of Elvis?

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ICastillo 24

#27 that's a damn good never thought of it like that.

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drewcat21 0

Anyone else thinking this is what lies in the future for Snooki's grandchildren?

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EvilPotato 14

If mothers know best, then grandmothers must really know everything best.

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LoveGuru69 0

i wonder if OP can give me her grandmas phone number..

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drewcat21 0

78 have you not seen the movie Yes Man? Lol

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bReLiNg 18

Sounds like grandma knows her sausage! To think, if it wasn't for her, you wouldn't be here...

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TourettesGuyFTW 25

Btw the sounds of it, grandma didn't exactly make it hard for OP not to exist. Ah, the hippy era...

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Natasha14641 7

Imagine your grandpa "conning" her into blowing him. You're welcome.

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tnlander 20

That's just awful. You have just damaged OP with that thought for the rest of her life.

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annie_nk 22

And anyone else who read that comment :(

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Tuffay 14

What did I tell you Hun... If you eat the last cookie, you gotta suck the sausage. Sorry, it's early here!

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ambowew 7

To be fair, your grandmas love life has been getting around quite a bit. Kiss me, Ketut.

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Tidus0 17

Haha we all knew the sexual tension between Rhonda and Katut lol. The latest ad tells all!!

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makowiec 11

Hahah love those ads!

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mario2012 18

Such a charming granny you have there.

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ICastillo 24

Grandpa: hurry quick I'm having a heartache need you to give me a ******** to live.... Grandma: Oh no ok .........

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byRose 7

Sleeping around isn't your only choice by the way.

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Missusluv313 9

Damn that sucks. Actually hearing your grandmother use the word blowing is never, ever a good thing.

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