FML : Today, my coworker decided to give me "the talk". I'm 21 and not a virgin, yet most of what she said was new to me. FML

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Today, my coworker decided to give me "the talk". I'm 21 and not a virgin, yet most of what she said was new to me. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By poorlyparented / Tuesday 16 June 2015 12:05 / United States - San Antonio

Intimacy

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By tj4234 | 35

#6322703 - Wednesday 17 June 2015 0:36

I'm interested to know, what was new to you?

By heirofhope | 38

#6322702 - Wednesday 17 June 2015 0:36

Why would your coworker decide to give you the talk? Was it out of the blue? Pretty weird. Sorry you had to experience that, OP. I'm sure they didn't mean any harm...maybe? Personally, I would be pretty uncomfortable in that situation.

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By heirofhope | 38

#6322702 - Wednesday 17 June 2015 0:36

Brandi_Faith | 33

#6322901 - Wednesday 17 June 2015 5:13

I'm wondering if they're really close friends and the coworker was talking about their sexual encounters but every time something was mentioned op would say "what's that?", so the coworker decided to re-educate op?

annalily5 | 28

#6322904 - Wednesday 17 June 2015 5:27

That or maybe OP mentioned something that was a big no-no, like doubling up on condoms to be extra safe, and the co-worker decided a sit down was needed.

By tj4234 | 35

#6322703 - Wednesday 17 June 2015 0:36

I'm interested to know, what was new to you?

greekk | 21

#6322711 - Wednesday 17 June 2015 0:37

Yes please share haha!

WhoopteDo | 26

#6322718 - Wednesday 17 June 2015 0:41

Obviously OP found out how babies are made.

mds9986 | 24

#6322739 - Wednesday 17 June 2015 0:53

I'm more interested in why the coworker was giving OP the talk? In what context would that possible come up?

Enslaved | 36

#6322741 - Wednesday 17 June 2015 0:53

Someone once told me to put a few drops of KY in the inside of a condom. It made the experience so much better for my BF and helped not pull his hairs when he removes it.
There's always room to learn new things!

Cads1 | 24

#6322742 - Wednesday 17 June 2015 0:56

I was told to turn the ribbed condom inside out, that way it is ribbed for my pleasure.

Enslaved | 36

#6322746 - Wednesday 17 June 2015 1:01

You have got to be ribbing me! Lol

Feklfekl2222 | 32

#6322796 - Wednesday 17 June 2015 1:50

I'm not too sure why but ribbed condoms inside out are more likely to tear :/

Zebediabolical | 36

#6322799 - Wednesday 17 June 2015 1:52

Instead of paying extra for roughrider condoms, buy a pack of regular condoms and a bag of frozen peas. All the pleasure, a fraction of the price. And you have the rest of the peas for a snack later.

Headcrab | 29

#6322815 - Wednesday 17 June 2015 2:16

"the clito... What?"

Sangue0608 | 26

#6322899 - Wednesday 17 June 2015 5:08

#27 I'm not even sure what to say to that.

RedPillSucks | 31

#6322911 - Wednesday 17 June 2015 5:41

what #27, you're gonna waste the peas that were in the condom?

Zebediabolical | 36

#6322916 - Wednesday 17 June 2015 5:57

I'm not going to eat them. But if she wants to, more power to her!

Sansa_fml | 38

#6323049 - Wednesday 17 June 2015 9:23

The penis goes inside the vagina.
what, that's new!

Xandrick | 22

#6323268 - Wednesday 17 June 2015 19:10

@Headcrab
Clitoris? I've never heard of that Pokemon.

By princessace13 | 19

#6322704 - Wednesday 17 June 2015 0:37

You learn something new everyday

By nataliewby | 25

#6322706 - Wednesday 17 June 2015 0:37

Now you know, and knowing is half the battle

By HUGBUG | 23

#6322708 - Wednesday 17 June 2015 0:37

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

OysterPearls | 33

#6322740 - Wednesday 17 June 2015 0:53

You can't Google what you don't know you didn't know.

MrsPegg | 45

#6323050 - Wednesday 17 June 2015 9:25

17, now you've given me an idea: Google "Google, teach me what I don't know, that I dont know I need to know." Hmm....

By Cads1 | 24

#6322714 - Wednesday 17 June 2015 0:39

You should date her and find out how good this new information is!

bdsmslave | 18

#6322804 - Wednesday 17 June 2015 2:01

Unless she's so old that OP needs to use a bookmark to find the "right spot" among all the other wrinkles. Maybe she's 90 and just sharing the wisdom that comes with the years. Then it may be an entirely different story.

LunaaBluee | 27

#6322824 - Wednesday 17 June 2015 2:33

I don't think you know what a vagina is...

Cads1 | 24

#6322832 - Wednesday 17 June 2015 2:51

Still give it a go, what do you have to loose?

bdsmslave | 18

#6323064 - Wednesday 17 June 2015 10:09

Trust me, #36, I am well aware. I made a ha-ha.

By SadSouthernBell | 18

#6322720 - Wednesday 17 June 2015 0:42

Maybe she wants to give you private lessons.

varzenbot | 2

#6323056 - Wednesday 17 June 2015 9:44

this is my thought also...she want's the D OP

By Krwman | 8

#6322722 - Wednesday 17 June 2015 0:43

Hey, I'm 64 and have five children aged 2 to 40 and based on what I read on FML I don't know crap.

lovelockdown23 | 23

#6322993 - Wednesday 17 June 2015 7:23

hand clap for you for keeping it going real talk. a 2 year old that's work. and yeah things change over the years.

lovelockdown23 | 23

#6322997 - Wednesday 17 June 2015 7:27

Yeah things change over the years. I just read something about putting peas in a condom.

By MdMan2 | 23

#6322724 - Wednesday 17 June 2015 0:43

Like 1 said, it's pretty weird that your coworker would give you the talk. Although the stuff is new to you, I wouldn't say your life is permanently screwed OP.

By tormcn | 26

#6322728 - Wednesday 17 June 2015 0:45

Nothing wrong with learning some hot new tips!

devildog562 | 33

#6322831 - Wednesday 17 June 2015 2:50

For some reason this comment made me think of all those magazines by the checkout stand . "Have hot sex today", "hot tips for him and her", so on and so forth .