By poorlyparented - 16/06/2015 12:05 - United States - San Antonio

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Today, my coworker decided to give me "the talk". I'm 21 and not a virgin, yet most of what she said was new to me. FML
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I'm interested to know, what was new to you?

Why would your coworker decide to give you the talk? Was it out of the blue? Pretty weird. Sorry you had to experience that, OP. I'm sure they didn't mean any harm...maybe? Personally, I would be pretty uncomfortable in that situation.

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Why would your coworker decide to give you the talk? Was it out of the blue? Pretty weird. Sorry you had to experience that, OP. I'm sure they didn't mean any harm...maybe? Personally, I would be pretty uncomfortable in that situation.

I'm wondering if they're really close friends and the coworker was talking about their sexual encounters but every time something was mentioned op would say "what's that?", so the coworker decided to re-educate op?

That or maybe OP mentioned something that was a big no-no, like doubling up on condoms to be extra safe, and the co-worker decided a sit down was needed.

I'm interested to know, what was new to you?

Yes please share haha!

Obviously OP found out how babies are made.

I'm more interested in why the coworker was giving OP the talk? In what context would that possible come up?

Someone once told me to put a few drops of KY in the inside of a condom. It made the experience so much better for my BF and helped not pull his hairs when he removes it. There's always room to learn new things!

I was told to turn the ribbed condom inside out, that way it is ribbed for my pleasure.

You have got to be ribbing me! Lol

I'm not too sure why but ribbed condoms inside out are more likely to tear :/

Instead of paying extra for roughrider condoms, buy a pack of regular condoms and a bag of frozen peas. All the pleasure, a fraction of the price. And you have the rest of the peas for a snack later.

"the clito... What?"

#27 I'm not even sure what to say to that.

what #27, you're gonna waste the peas that were in the condom?

I'm not going to eat them. But if she wants to, more power to her!

The penis goes inside the vagina. what, that's new!

@Headcrab Clitoris? I've never heard of that Pokemon.

You learn something new everyday

Now you know, and knowing is half the battle

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You can't Google what you don't know you didn't know.

17, now you've given me an idea: Google "Google, teach me what I don't know, that I dont know I need to know." Hmm....

You should date her and find out how good this new information is!

Unless she's so old that OP needs to use a bookmark to find the "right spot" among all the other wrinkles. Maybe she's 90 and just sharing the wisdom that comes with the years. Then it may be an entirely different story.

I don't think you know what a vagina is...

Still give it a go, what do you have to loose?

Trust me, #36, I am well aware. I made a ha-ha.

Maybe she wants to give you private lessons.

this is my thought also...she want's the D OP

Hey, I'm 64 and have five children aged 2 to 40 and based on what I read on FML I don't know crap.

hand clap for you for keeping it going real talk. a 2 year old that's work. and yeah things change over the years.

Yeah things change over the years. I just read something about putting peas in a condom.

Like 1 said, it's pretty weird that your coworker would give you the talk. Although the stuff is new to you, I wouldn't say your life is permanently screwed OP.

Nothing wrong with learning some hot new tips!

For some reason this comment made me think of all those magazines by the checkout stand . "Have hot sex today", "hot tips for him and her", so on and so forth .

I was reading cosmo when I made my comment.

Cosmo is responsible for a lot of unplanned pregnancies, ask my ex! haha