By my gran is a cuntwaffle - 26/09/2013 20:36 - United Kingdom

Today, my gran came over for dinner, for which I had to go grab some supplies from the supermarket. I guess I should have locked my laptop, because when I came back, I found my gran had used my Facebook account to propose to my now-ecstatic girlfriend. FML
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WompWompWomp123 7

I'm not sure if I'm more disappointed in your grandma or your girlfriend for accepting a proposal on Facebook.

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PterodactylMan 23

I can't wait to hear what you said to your girlfriend...

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Welshite 39

She's just assuring OP gets married. Just wait until she wants great-grandchildren.

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Corrupt_waffles 13

Did someone say waffles?

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Althaltefolie 13

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me on Facebook, then took it back, claiming it was his grandmother. FML

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priscellawaters 2

I think That was a horrible thing to do that's a big step I. His life why would he want someone to decide that for him what if this causes a big argument in his relationship and could break them up that was not for her to decide there is no way to validate her reasons for doing that shame on her so what if she his granny that shouldn't change the fact that it was bad

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WompWompWomp123 7

I'm not sure if I'm more disappointed in your grandma or your girlfriend for accepting a proposal on Facebook.

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meihua 19

After all... Who proposes with Facebook?

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CallMeMcFeelii 13

People propose over all sorts of shit nowadays. You got those WoW people who do it over a raid, I heard of some guy doing it over Xbox Live. So honestly, Facebook isn't quite that bad. It's better than twitter I'd say. "Oh my gosh, how'd he do it? Did he take you to a fancy restaurant?" "No.. He sent out a tweet.." "What a gentleman!"

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Aussieinusa 5

I wonder if his grandmother changed his status too?

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morella_xx 29

You'd think the girlfriend would call him and confirm it was actually him and not just a friend (or rogue granny) playing a joke.

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JanisEvans 10

Maybe she was desperately waiting for him to pop the question for a while and just ate it up.

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sarah6786 14

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Clioo_fml 17

Unless, of course, he doesn't want to get married. I think it would be better to try to explain everything instead of just going along with it.

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sarah6786 14

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jasmine2301 25

Here we go again...

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Metallica36176 16

Yeah could you imagine 50 years down the road? "Oh by the way, my grandmother proposed...not me. I was at the store, but completely avoided it because I don't like conflicts...so....here we are." Great story for the grandkids. Yes I understand it was sarcasm....but I still think it would be funny.

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Gearden 8

(zoidberg voice) Your sarcasm is bad and you should feel bad.

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Skyanne 11

Who the hell accepts a "wedding proposal" over Facebook...?

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Yakostovian 18

Edit: Removed evidence of my dumb-ass not reading clearly.

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Natashazie 12

Only people who are dumb would accept a proposal like that. It's like proposing to your girlfriend when you're drunk. It doesnt make sense

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SymphonyGrrl 12

Damn, through Facebook? Granny could have at least sent flowers!

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Metallica36176 16

Or at least something she needed on Farmville or Cityville. Come on, you have to have SOMETHING to propose with.

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etishuman22 32

Gran wants to be a Great-Gran...how dare you deprive her of this?

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purebliss_fml 19

Sneaky gran strikes again! She isn't a cuntwaffle, OP. She's an old aged prankster!

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HortonThelephant 15

So long as the old hag pays for the ring and wedding, my regards to the betrothed.

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