Today, my gran came over for dinner, for which I had to go grab some supplies from the supermarket. I guess I should have locked my laptop, because when I came back, I found my gran had used my Facebook account to propose to my now-ecstatic girlfriend. FML
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Today, I briefly left my laptop while I went to use the toilet. When I came back, I found "I" had posted on Facebook, calling my mom a "stupid cunt who should just stay in the kitchen." The only other person home at the time was my grandpa. She didn't believe it, and permanently grounded me. FML
Today, I came home from work to find my grandmother in my living room, demanding to know where I'd been all day. I'm 22 and live by myself. She stole my mother's emergency key to get in. FML
Today, I saw my grandma had registered on Facebook, so I wrote a welcome post on her wall. She replied "Delete." several times, then called me, accusing me of "hacking" her and demanding that I remove my name from her page at once. FML
Today, my girlfriend thought it would be funny to go to the Apple store and log me on to Facebook on every single computer. FML
Today, I was teaching my grandma how to use her new tablet. After explaining and setting everything up, I left her alone to check her email. When I came back, she'd somehow "mistakenly" sent an email to our entire family with the subject line "Help! My grandson thinks I'm a dipshit and has kidnapped me!" FML
Today, I found out that my husband proposed to his girlfriend, and that her mom had posted it on Facebook. FML
Today, I visited my girlfriend's apartment for the first time. I guess she forgot to do some spring cleaning before I showed up, because I saw my laptop on her couch. The same laptop that was stolen from my house along with several other valuables last week. FML
Today, I was finally able to see my gran for the first time since lockdown. She told me off for not visiting sooner. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend to a family dinner. Things went great, until my grandma arrived. She thought it would be okay to continue our friendly prank war by congratulating me on my "wife's" pregnancy. My girlfriend actually believed it, and now thinks she's the "other woman". FML
Today, I enjoyed a lovely family dinner, but my irritating grandma kept trying to buy my purse off me, and kept picking it up to look at it. When I got home I realized all my cash and cigarettes were gone. FML
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Top comments
WompWompWomp123 7
I'm not sure if I'm more disappointed in your grandma or your girlfriend for accepting a proposal on Facebook.
TheLadyOpal 30
Troll granny strikes again...
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Comments (108)
ifavela89 13
who accepts a proposal on facebook?
holagranola 15
I'm more confused about the fact that a girl was excited about a proposal over the internet
usernaaame 4
I think your gran may have been hinting that she wants great-grand babies.
ohSNAPyall 27
Look under the sink, OP. Your condoms are gone.
castleofg1ass 19
Tell your grandma that if you do go through with the wedding that she won't be invited as she has interfered enough. Payback at it's best!
sunnyray812 42
Now what to do.
Ray_of_midnight 23
Overly Attached Grandma?
djPanda 8
Your grandma just wants you to achieve all though she is doing it in a in wise fashion
emuexport 4
Go gran, Thats hilarious :):)
Steve95401 49
At least she didn't use your laptop to watch Clown ****.
sweetbliss3 37
just explain to your gf what happened and that you're not ready and you'll do it in person when that time comes. if shes worth it she'll understand and wait