Today, my gran came over for dinner, for which I had to go grab some supplies from the supermarket. I guess I should have locked my laptop, because when I came back, I found my gran had used my Facebook account to propose to my now-ecstatic girlfriend. FML
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Today, I briefly left my laptop while I went to use the toilet. When I came back, I found "I" had posted on Facebook, calling my mom a "stupid cunt who should just stay in the kitchen." The only other person home at the time was my grandpa. She didn't believe it, and permanently grounded me. FML
Today, I came home from work to find my grandmother in my living room, demanding to know where I'd been all day. I'm 22 and live by myself. She stole my mother's emergency key to get in. FML
Today, I saw my grandma had registered on Facebook, so I wrote a welcome post on her wall. She replied "Delete." several times, then called me, accusing me of "hacking" her and demanding that I remove my name from her page at once. FML
Today, my girlfriend thought it would be funny to go to the Apple store and log me on to Facebook on every single computer. FML
Today, I was teaching my grandma how to use her new tablet. After explaining and setting everything up, I left her alone to check her email. When I came back, she'd somehow "mistakenly" sent an email to our entire family with the subject line "Help! My grandson thinks I'm a dipshit and has kidnapped me!" FML
Today, I found out that my husband proposed to his girlfriend, and that her mom had posted it on Facebook. FML
Today, I visited my girlfriend's apartment for the first time. I guess she forgot to do some spring cleaning before I showed up, because I saw my laptop on her couch. The same laptop that was stolen from my house along with several other valuables last week. FML
Today, I was finally able to see my gran for the first time since lockdown. She told me off for not visiting sooner. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend to a family dinner. Things went great, until my grandma arrived. She thought it would be okay to continue our friendly prank war by congratulating me on my "wife's" pregnancy. My girlfriend actually believed it, and now thinks she's the "other woman". FML
Today, I enjoyed a lovely family dinner, but my irritating grandma kept trying to buy my purse off me, and kept picking it up to look at it. When I got home I realized all my cash and cigarettes were gone. FML
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Top comments
WompWompWomp123 7
I'm not sure if I'm more disappointed in your grandma or your girlfriend for accepting a proposal on Facebook.
TheLadyOpal 30
Troll granny strikes again...
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Comments (108)
an3ph 20
Gran has a sense of humor. Sick, but there nonetheless.
Savner 16
I'm just laughing at the fact that you called your grandmother a cuntwaffle.
inolongercare 19
Why is ur gf not pissed that you proposed over Facebook? Could you not come up with a romantic way of doing it?
horseychickidee 19
op. didn't do it dumbass the.granny did
wiccaantje 21
The gf didn't know that at the time and OP calls her extatic, not mad.
ericcrash 13
hey,atleast that means that she likes your girlfriend,right?
WhitneyAndGdrago 10
omg how can a girlfriend be excited binding proposed to on facebook sorry op
jrock9093 18
Good grandma she's hooking you up bro lol she's your wing grandma
ni0ve 9
who would accept a proposal via facebook
Aussieinusa 5
The elderly are turning more tech savvy than we give them credit for. I can't wait til we get an FML saying: "I was at the mall with my grandma, she told me to wait here and keep a look out while she hacked an ATM"
Aurora9826 11
whatever it takes
outoftown 27
Hide the condoms! Granny will be sticking pins in them soon.
Aussieinusa 5
^