Today, my gran came over for dinner, for which I had to go grab some supplies from the supermarket. I guess I should have locked my laptop, because when I came back, I found my gran had used my Facebook account to propose to my now-ecstatic girlfriend. FML
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Today, I briefly left my laptop while I went to use the toilet. When I came back, I found "I" had posted on Facebook, calling my mom a "stupid cunt who should just stay in the kitchen." The only other person home at the time was my grandpa. She didn't believe it, and permanently grounded me. FML
Today, I came home from work to find my grandmother in my living room, demanding to know where I'd been all day. I'm 22 and live by myself. She stole my mother's emergency key to get in. FML
Today, I saw my grandma had registered on Facebook, so I wrote a welcome post on her wall. She replied "Delete." several times, then called me, accusing me of "hacking" her and demanding that I remove my name from her page at once. FML
Today, my girlfriend thought it would be funny to go to the Apple store and log me on to Facebook on every single computer. FML
Today, I was teaching my grandma how to use her new tablet. After explaining and setting everything up, I left her alone to check her email. When I came back, she'd somehow "mistakenly" sent an email to our entire family with the subject line "Help! My grandson thinks I'm a dipshit and has kidnapped me!" FML
Today, I found out that my husband proposed to his girlfriend, and that her mom had posted it on Facebook. FML
Today, I visited my girlfriend's apartment for the first time. I guess she forgot to do some spring cleaning before I showed up, because I saw my laptop on her couch. The same laptop that was stolen from my house along with several other valuables last week. FML
Today, I was finally able to see my gran for the first time since lockdown. She told me off for not visiting sooner. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend to a family dinner. Things went great, until my grandma arrived. She thought it would be okay to continue our friendly prank war by congratulating me on my "wife's" pregnancy. My girlfriend actually believed it, and now thinks she's the "other woman". FML
Today, I enjoyed a lovely family dinner, but my irritating grandma kept trying to buy my purse off me, and kept picking it up to look at it. When I got home I realized all my cash and cigarettes were gone. FML
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WompWompWomp123 7
I'm not sure if I'm more disappointed in your grandma or your girlfriend for accepting a proposal on Facebook.
TheLadyOpal 30
Troll granny strikes again...
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Comments (108)
naiveprophet 15
Really? ...Really. Who would be happy about being proposed to on FACEBOOK?
FrankHotpants 31
It won't be easy but you should tell her soon before she starts telling people or making plans.
GetSomeM0 24
you shouldn't call your grandmother a **** waffle
RA91 26
You're girlfriend actually got excited for a "proposal" over Facebook??...she would have probably had a heart attack if you did it in person.
joerider006 4
Haha! "Um yea babe... That was my grandma... Sooooooooooo sorry but ummmmmm yea! how about them dolphins!"
amisenho 11
Oh, yeah. Those Facebook proposals are all the rage these days, right behind breaking up with someone via text. Silly grandma.
blcusername 27
Why was your girlfriend so happy? If I got proposed to on Facebook I would definitely be upset that he couldn't do it in person
charcharthunder 18
LOL
brendejafulable 41
That is wild. Although how romantic is a proposal through Facebook?
randomblackdude 4
thats why I keep my gram locked away in the basement.