By paging dr. kevorkian - 16/05/2013 21:23 - Netherlands
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And Grandma wonders why she's in a home...
Just sit her down and tell her the truth.... PSYCHE! we all know that never works on women.
FFS. We need that damn old people category FML. MAKE ONE PLEASEEEEEE
So disturbing.
Damn, replied to the wrong comment. So sorry #1 :)
I forgive you. That's the first time I've been called number 1 since smitty werbenjagermanjensen stole my hat
One up her by telling your girlfriend that grandma's the wife. Although that may backfire ad hurt you more...
That was all-around stupid.
That would probably just hurt both relationships even more.... Actually, your grandmother might just go with it and anger your girlfriend even more.
Why does this idea even have any thumbs up?
Explain to you're girlfriend, hopefully she will understand. Or get your grandma to explain to her. FYL OP. Best of luck!
Explain to you are girlfriend?
So, shouldn't she realize that if you were in fact married, and she's the other woman, that you wouldn't be bringing her to a FAMILY dinner? I'm sure if you talk to her she'll be fine.
No, the whole family's in on it, they support him leading two lives because they want a bigger family. Dinner with the wife is Monday, Wednesday, and all weekend. The girlfriend get Tuesday, Thursday, and Friday.
Your Grandma sounds great!
How do you know she's not? Maybe both of you just never thought of it. I know it never occurred to me to have a prank war with my grandmother. She is cool enough to have pierced her belly button for her 60th birthday though, maybe she'd be up for it :P
Aha the Evil Grandma strikes again!
Old people need to have fun too! I'd imagine sitting in a recliner watching Matlock and eating soft foods all day gets pretty boring after a while.
I blame Betty White and "Off Their Rockers" for all these grandparent related fmls.
Troll Grandma: +2, Girlfriend that's in on the prank: +1
Settle it, then. Tell grandma she's going to a nursing home. Pack her bags and even drive all the way there with her in the car and wait for the right moment. You'll definitely win the war after that.
Get her a Coffin to be delivered by a guy dressed as the Grim reaper and have him say "So apparently todays your day."
That will only work if Norm MacDonald is the Grim Reaper. Either way, keep an AICD handy. You may need it.
"Don't get mad, get even." I like it!
Coffins are too damn expensive. Although I suppose he could get her measurements and be prepared for that unfortunate day when epic gran is lost to us.
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And Grandma wonders why she's in a home...
Troll Grandma: 1 OP: 0 Gullible Girlfriend: -1