FML : Today, I took my girlfriend to a family dinner. Things went great, until my grandma arrived. She thought it would be okay to continue our friendly prank...

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Today, I took my girlfriend to a family dinner. Things went great, until my grandma arrived. She thought it would be okay to continue our friendly prank war by congratulating me on my "wife's" pregnancy. My girlfriend actually believed it, and now thinks she's the "other woman". FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By paging dr. kevorkian - / Thursday 16 May 2013 21:23 / Netherlands

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By yetanotherginger | 19

#5495050 - Friday 17 May 2013 01:11

And Grandma wonders why she's in a home...

By WhisperSoflty | 20

#5495063 - Friday 17 May 2013 01:16

Troll Grandma: 1 OP: 0 Gullible Girlfriend: -1

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By yetanotherginger | 19

#5495050 - Friday 17 May 2013 01:11

And Grandma wonders why she's in a home...

evilraider | 5

#5495107 - Friday 17 May 2013 01:31

That's when you tell grandma, " thanks we ll celebrate her pregnancy and the succes of your surgery together. We just found that you need one"

firefighter925 | 18

#5495200 - Friday 17 May 2013 02:49

Just sit her down and tell her the truth.... PSYCHE! we all know that never works on women.

isallwaysme | 27

#5495209 - Friday 17 May 2013 03:04

FFS. We need that damn old people category FML. MAKE ONE PLEASEEEEEE

Hobbit79 | 10

#5495273 - Friday 17 May 2013 04:05

So disturbing.

DyslexicPanda | 12

#5495495 - Friday 17 May 2013 08:03

And what precisely is "so disturbing", 39?

InvisibleMonster_fml | 16

#5495628 - Friday 17 May 2013 10:55

I completely agree! It would be a hit, old people say the darndest things. :)

Hobbit79 | 10

#5495914 - Friday 17 May 2013 06:35

Damn, replied to the wrong comment. So sorry #1 :)

yetanotherginger | 19

#5496194 - Friday 17 May 2013 11:53

I forgive you. That's the first time I've been called number 1 since smitty werbenjagermanjensen stole my hat

By MsConfusedd | 27

#5495057 - Friday 17 May 2013 01:13

One up her by telling your girlfriend that grandma's the wife. Although that may backfire ad hurt you more...

soulebelius | 17

#5495180 - Friday 17 May 2013 02:34

That was all-around stupid.

eMurpH | 9

#5495212 - Friday 17 May 2013 03:06

That would probably just hurt both relationships even more.... Actually, your grandmother might just go with it and anger your girlfriend even more.

Ainarr | 23

#5495362 - Friday 17 May 2013 05:08

Why does this idea even have any thumbs up?

By ucoolgirl31 | 20

#5495058 - Friday 17 May 2013 01:13

Explain to you're girlfriend, hopefully she will understand. Or get your grandma to explain to her. FYL OP. Best of luck!

gmian | 33

#5495330 - Friday 17 May 2013 04:53

Explain to you are girlfriend?

firegirl1993 | 19

#5495476 - Friday 17 May 2013 07:21

So, shouldn't she realize that if you were in fact married, and she's the other woman, that you wouldn't be bringing her to a FAMILY dinner? I'm sure if you talk to her she'll be fine.

VeganVampyre | 26

#5495652 - Friday 17 May 2013 12:15

No, the whole family's in on it, they support him leading two lives because they want a bigger family. Dinner with the wife is Monday, Wednesday, and all weekend. The girlfriend get Tuesday, Thursday, and Friday.

By jaff23 | 11

#5495059 - Friday 17 May 2013 01:14

Your Grandma sounds great!

VeganVampyre | 26

#5495654 - Friday 17 May 2013 12:21

How do you know she's not? Maybe both of you just never thought of it. I know it never occurred to me to have a prank war with my grandmother. She is cool enough to have pierced her belly button for her 60th birthday though, maybe she'd be up for it :P

By kumonsucks | 7

#5495062 - Friday 17 May 2013 01:15

Aha the Evil Grandma strikes again!

ElatedEarthling | 15

#5495084 - Friday 17 May 2013 01:22

Old people need to have fun too! I'd imagine sitting in a recliner watching Matlock and eating soft foods all day gets pretty boring after a while.

Uhscanherdarklee | 10

#5495406 - Friday 17 May 2013 05:56

I blame Betty White and "Off Their Rockers" for all these grandparent related fmls.

By WhisperSoflty | 20

#5495063 - Friday 17 May 2013 01:16

Troll Grandma: 1 OP: 0 Gullible Girlfriend: -1

MrConcise | 34

#5495138 - Friday 17 May 2013 02:01

Troll Grandma: +2, Girlfriend that's in on the prank: +1

By zombieslayer83 | 19

#5495067 - Friday 17 May 2013 01:17

Ask her to be wife #2.

By Supahnova | 14

#5495068 - Friday 17 May 2013 01:17

Settle it, then. Tell grandma she's going to a nursing home. Pack her bags and even drive all the way there with her in the car and wait for the right moment. You'll definitely win the war after that.

ss_20_xx | 14

#5496002 - Friday 17 May 2013 08:38

Oh so your grandma makes a joke and you threaten to kick her out? I just hope this mentality doesn't hit you back as karma. Yes OP should talk to the grandma about not making such jokes but drive her to the nursing home?

By sexyboi1985 | 27

#5495076 - Friday 17 May 2013 01:20

Make her the other woman.

By LennyComa | 36

#5495077 - Friday 17 May 2013 01:20

Get her a Coffin to be delivered by a guy dressed as the Grim reaper and have him say "So apparently todays your day."

DDCA | 24

#5495105 - Friday 17 May 2013 01:30

That will only work if Norm MacDonald is the Grim Reaper. Either way, keep an AICD handy. You may need it.

Jemm_fml | 29

#5495230 - Friday 17 May 2013 03:18

"Don't get mad, get even." I like it!

Jaxx66 | 21

#5495916 - Friday 17 May 2013 06:39

Coffins are too damn expensive. Although I suppose he could get her measurements and be prepared for that unfortunate day when epic gran is lost to us.