By paging dr. kevorkian - 16/05/2013 21:23 - Netherlands
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One up her by telling your girlfriend that grandma's the wife. Although that may backfire ad hurt you more...
Explain to you're girlfriend, hopefully she will understand. Or get your grandma to explain to her. FYL OP. Best of luck!
Settle it, then. Tell grandma she's going to a nursing home. Pack her bags and even drive all the way there with her in the car and wait for the right moment. You'll definitely win the war after that.
Get her a Coffin to be delivered by a guy dressed as the Grim reaper and have him say "So apparently todays your day."