By Brooklyn - 05/11/2012 22:11 - United States - Newport

Today, I enjoyed a lovely family dinner, but my irritating grandma kept trying to buy my purse off me, and kept picking it up to look at it. When I got home I realized all my cash and cigarettes were gone. FML
I agree, your life sucks 25 580
You deserved it 3 266

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After a certain age, the filter comes off and grandparents seem to do whatever they want.

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Or Bad Luck Brooklyn?

I literally just moderated this FML!

OMG, I just moderated this FML. However, it should be the grandma giving you all the stuff, and not stealing from you. FYL.

I don't smoke, but go to that bitch's house and take your stuff back. Also, don't let people touch your stuff if you aren't that comfortable around them.

I weigh 165 pounds and agree with your comment 65.

That's funny and terrible in equal measures I'm afraid!

Maybe she was trying to convey a message, no cigarettes, and no cash to buy them.

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People don't deserve to be constantly miserable for smoking. They deserve a host of medical problems and to constantly smell like an ashtray, but they don't deserve a bunch of evil shit pervading their lives.

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And how does one deserve to be robbed for smoking, oh wise one?

16 - You realise that its hilariously ironic that you're insulting someone to tell them not to insult people, right?

I get the irony however... I'm not saying I don't deserve it lol. Serious note though I just made a scenario not an actual statement. Good call though.

20- What do you expect coming from someone who says "your a tool" ?

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And the money friend?

I'm not defending smoking, but you realise that granny probably stole those cigarettes to smoke them, right? When you're raised by smokers, it's easy to become a smoker. Secondly, OP is most likely female, since the cigarettes in question were taken from their purse.

25- Whaaaaaaaaat? That's a lame-ass excuse. It's like saying if X didn't have a handbag, she wouldn't have been mugged. It's not her fault. Point is if she smokes, it's her decision and she shouldn't get any crap about, she's aware of the implications and decides to continue, ok that's her problem not ours. Added to the fact that cigs= cash + enjoyment you paid for that you aren't getting, so, yes it does suck to have them stolen.

Lol that is true.

Not deserved, I'll admit.

People can smoke all they want. It's their choice to kill themselves with it. It's only a problem when nonsmokers have to walk through a cloud of smoke to get in a building.

I do love these knee jerk reactions! Anything that involves a cigarette is an instant YDI, regardless of anything else that might happen in the FML.

I'm with 29 on this (I can't remember his name) but you remind me of that republican who said 'if she got pregnant from rape, she wanted it because women's bodies wouldnt let it happen otherwise'.... I smoke, and I keep away from buildings and other non smokers. I doubt they'll find me by the trash can. So no, not anyone deserves to have things stolen just because of a bad habit. I'm sure you drink, so you deserve your alcohol to be stolen during a mugging. But remember; if you didn't have it, it wouldnt of been there to steal in the first place. Or your phone, car keys, wallet...

Except a phone, etc doesn't give you horrible health and breath. If I don't drink either, can I continue to belittle OP for smoking?

Have fun explaining THAT to your parents..

First of all why would she have to explain it to her parents and second of all it was a family dinner. They were probably there.

After a certain age, the filter comes off and grandparents seem to do whatever they want.

It's okay, their old.

Their old what? Finish the sentence, the suspense is killing me!

5: no pun intended?

51- Their old school tricks are simply awesome.

Gotta love a klepto Grandma

Grannies are pernonin' Noobs! And apparently pernonin' smoking granddaughters too... No one is safe from those kinds of grannies D:

I MADE THIS FOR YOU! :D

Should have taken her up on the offer to buy the purse I guess.

Probably with the stolen money

And thinking it was your own grandmother...

Grandmas are also known as the ninjas that smell like soap.

But no one smells ninja. That's why they're ninjas........

Maybe she took the cigs' to prevent her from smoking? that shit kills dude.

Grandma more like theifma. Hahahahahaha

Clever. How long did it take you to think of that one?

Words cannot describe how horrible this pathetic attempt at a pun is.

I thought grandmas were supposed to be loving to their grandchildren. Guess not

No no. All grandparents in the FML community are trolls, it's a well known fact. To be honest, I'd go visit with a gift wrapped old purse of mine then 'have to use the restroom' before she opens it and get my money back.