Today, my gran came over for dinner, for which I had to go grab some supplies from the supermarket. I guess I should have locked my laptop, because when I came back, I found my gran had used my Facebook account to propose to my now-ecstatic girlfriend. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I briefly left my laptop while I went to use the toilet. When I came back, I found "I" had posted on Facebook, calling my mom a "stupid cunt who should just stay in the kitchen." The only other person home at the time was my grandpa. She didn't believe it, and permanently grounded me. FML
Today, I came home from work to find my grandmother in my living room, demanding to know where I'd been all day. I'm 22 and live by myself. She stole my mother's emergency key to get in. FML
Today, I saw my grandma had registered on Facebook, so I wrote a welcome post on her wall. She replied "Delete." several times, then called me, accusing me of "hacking" her and demanding that I remove my name from her page at once. FML
Today, my girlfriend thought it would be funny to go to the Apple store and log me on to Facebook on every single computer. FML
Today, I was teaching my grandma how to use her new tablet. After explaining and setting everything up, I left her alone to check her email. When I came back, she'd somehow "mistakenly" sent an email to our entire family with the subject line "Help! My grandson thinks I'm a dipshit and has kidnapped me!" FML
Today, I found out that my husband proposed to his girlfriend, and that her mom had posted it on Facebook. FML
Today, I visited my girlfriend's apartment for the first time. I guess she forgot to do some spring cleaning before I showed up, because I saw my laptop on her couch. The same laptop that was stolen from my house along with several other valuables last week. FML
Today, I was finally able to see my gran for the first time since lockdown. She told me off for not visiting sooner. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend to a family dinner. Things went great, until my grandma arrived. She thought it would be okay to continue our friendly prank war by congratulating me on my "wife's" pregnancy. My girlfriend actually believed it, and now thinks she's the "other woman". FML
Today, I enjoyed a lovely family dinner, but my irritating grandma kept trying to buy my purse off me, and kept picking it up to look at it. When I got home I realized all my cash and cigarettes were gone. FML
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Top comments
WompWompWomp123 7
I'm not sure if I'm more disappointed in your grandma or your girlfriend for accepting a proposal on Facebook.
TheLadyOpal 30
Troll granny strikes again...
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Comments (108)
yellowaholic 25
I know that pain one time I left my phone on the counter and my friend texted every boy on my phone that I was completely in love with them and one of them got really excited and said that they had loved me for a long time now and when I got my phone back I felt so bad for him.....
Himlagott 14
OP, your username just made my day.
CrazyMelvin 14
YDI...always lock your computer with a password when you're away.
_Mayli_ 7
I hope you kept the receipt. It has the time of transaction on it
BrimfullOfAsher 20
Anyone who can't be bothered to press Windows-L on a PC or its Mac equivalent is asking for trouble.
BeingComplex 3
So much for the "Innocent Elderly"
caligirllife 11
Your girlfriend was ecstatic that you proposed to her over Facebook? That's sad
JhovannyA 7
Lol oh gran! What's the outcome OP ?
icepick23 12
What's wrong? Just go with it. Your girlfriend obviously loves you!
MysteryGuest214 10
"My grandmother is a loon. She got into my Facebook account and sent that as a joke or because she has a screw loose. I'm so sorry you were hurt by this, but I don't think our relationship is at that point." I doubt this will work, but good luck! In the future, keep your laptop secured, especially around your grandmother.