About J352saurus
Um... Hi... My name's Dory... No, I'm kidding, my name's Jess and I'm an Aussie. I'm in university and I'm very interested in languages for some reason unbeknownst to me. I study Spanish, German and Italian with the hope of one day becoming a high school language teacher. I love dinosaurs and Jurassic Park (Hence, J352SAURUS), otters, Disney movies, The Walking Dead, Harry Potter, Top Gear, TBBT, reading, writing, swimming, listening to music, reading Not Always X, camping, travelling, working out, video games, and loads of other stuff because I am a human that happens to like a lot of stuff. I have an awesome tattoo of a T-Rex just above my ankle, and a dope ass mouse pad with a random cat on it sitting on my desk. Remember that Cedric Diggory was a brave Hufflepuff, Luna Lovegood was a fun-loving Ravenclaw, Horace Slughorn was a caring Slytherin, and Peter Pettigrew was a back-stabbing Gryffindor. Please stop stereotyping.
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J352saurus's favorite FMLs
By NooOOooOO - / Wednesday 11 October 2017 23:15 /
By kimhinesvoinea / Sunday 7 April 2013 12:07 / United States
By Anonymous - / Saturday 28 July 2012 16:02 / United States - South Bend
By SomeExplainingToDo - / Monday 4 September 2017 04:30 /

Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew!

By Anonymous - / Tuesday 15 August 2017 11:30 / New Zealand - Auckland