Bad day
By Matt L - /
Friday 21 August 2020 14:07 /
United States - Staten Island
J352SAURUS
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30 Badges
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209 Comments
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7381 Visits
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750 Favorites
Um... Hi... My name's Dory... No, I'm kidding, my name's Jess and I'm an Aussie. I'm in university and I'm very interested in languages for some reason unbeknownst to me. I study Spanish, German and Italian with the hope of one day becoming a high school language teacher.
I love dinosaurs and Jurassic Park (Hence, J352SAURUS), otters, Disney movies, The Walking Dead, Harry Potter, Top Gear, TBBT, reading, writing, swimming, listening to music, reading Not Always X, camping, travelling, working out, video games, and loads of other stuff because I am a human that happens to like a lot of stuff.
I have an awesome tattoo of a T-Rex just above my ankle, and a dope ass mouse pad with a random cat on it sitting on my desk.
Remember that Cedric Diggory was a brave Hufflepuff, Luna Lovegood was a fun-loving Ravenclaw, Horace Slughorn was a caring Slytherin, and Peter Pettigrew was a back-stabbing Gryffindor. Please stop stereotyping.
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Supersize Menu
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Socialite
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Mobility
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern. -
Work is a 4-letter word
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic. -
Checking you out
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile. -
The Mixer
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you. -
Happy ending
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.” -
I never take things to heart
Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it. -
I'm an early bird, but no worm yet
You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 a.m. -
Night owl
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m. -
This isn't what should be happening
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back. -
Santa Claus
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done! -
Inception
You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge. -
I like your style
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute! -
What'ch'all looking at?
You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile. -
I moderated this!
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done! -
Up and coming moderator
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature. -
Consolation prize
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit. -
50 favorites
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list! -
50 quality comments
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier. -
100 kick-ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name! -
It's in the can!
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten! -
Profile completed
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Judgmental
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times. -
Beginner
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Censored
Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment. -
Perfectionist
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter. -
Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic. -
YDI Master
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote. -
I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start. -
Gandhi
You have 200 followers. Everyone follows you. You should watch your mouth. -
42
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon. -
A new thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments. -
One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky. -
I liked to the power of 20
You've liked 20 FMLs, and your Facebook friends are going to like the FMLs you liked. -
I'm a rock star
You have 100 followers. Your head's in the game. -
Tommy Wiseau
You have 50 followers and we quite frankly don't know how you managed it. -
Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date. -
The rules are the rules
Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator. -
Tell us what happened next
You've commented on an FML that you sent in -
My diary is a collector's item
There were only 100 numbered VDM diaries for 2011/2012. I've got one. -
Happy month-versary
You seem to be glued to FML. Shall we set a tent up for you to sleep in? -
Picture this FML
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I’m your new creative director
You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about. -
The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments. -
The return of the thumb
You have thumbed 5000 comments. -
Tweet, tweet
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Keen reader – Level: student ninja
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date. -
Keen reader – Level: master ninja
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date. -
One of us!
Welcome to the club! You posted 5 times on the Timeline.
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