Today, my gran came over for dinner, for which I had to go grab some supplies from the supermarket. I guess I should have locked my laptop, because when I came back, I found my gran had used my Facebook account to propose to my now-ecstatic girlfriend. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I briefly left my laptop while I went to use the toilet. When I came back, I found "I" had posted on Facebook, calling my mom a "stupid cunt who should just stay in the kitchen." The only other person home at the time was my grandpa. She didn't believe it, and permanently grounded me. FML
Today, I came home from work to find my grandmother in my living room, demanding to know where I'd been all day. I'm 22 and live by myself. She stole my mother's emergency key to get in. FML
Today, I saw my grandma had registered on Facebook, so I wrote a welcome post on her wall. She replied "Delete." several times, then called me, accusing me of "hacking" her and demanding that I remove my name from her page at once. FML
Today, my girlfriend thought it would be funny to go to the Apple store and log me on to Facebook on every single computer. FML
Today, I was teaching my grandma how to use her new tablet. After explaining and setting everything up, I left her alone to check her email. When I came back, she'd somehow "mistakenly" sent an email to our entire family with the subject line "Help! My grandson thinks I'm a dipshit and has kidnapped me!" FML
Today, I found out that my husband proposed to his girlfriend, and that her mom had posted it on Facebook. FML
Today, I visited my girlfriend's apartment for the first time. I guess she forgot to do some spring cleaning before I showed up, because I saw my laptop on her couch. The same laptop that was stolen from my house along with several other valuables last week. FML
Today, I was finally able to see my gran for the first time since lockdown. She told me off for not visiting sooner. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend to a family dinner. Things went great, until my grandma arrived. She thought it would be okay to continue our friendly prank war by congratulating me on my "wife's" pregnancy. My girlfriend actually believed it, and now thinks she's the "other woman". FML
Today, I enjoyed a lovely family dinner, but my irritating grandma kept trying to buy my purse off me, and kept picking it up to look at it. When I got home I realized all my cash and cigarettes were gone. FML
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Top comments
WompWompWomp123 7
I'm not sure if I'm more disappointed in your grandma or your girlfriend for accepting a proposal on Facebook.
TheLadyOpal 30
Troll granny strikes again...
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Comments (108)
TyT63 12
shitty proposal though
DocBastard 40
When will people learn to lock their laptops! How many more stories must we hear of sisters "hacking" FML accounts, coworkers setting home pages to **** sites, husbands finding eharmony accounts on wives computers... The list goes on and on! Wake up, people!
little_one 20
But then we'd have so many less FML's to read!
JanisEvans 10
See, I don't have to lock my computer because I've got nothing to hide. And my live-in boyfriend is not an asshole. Simplez.
ohSNAPyall 27
Until your gramma comes to visit and decides that "live-in boyfriend" isn't serious enough for her baby.
obey_clarence 18
Who the hell cares??
44LynnLynn 23
Your girlfriend was ecstatic over an Internet proposal?
etishuman22 32
Ha, maybe she didn't have much to be ecstatic about? We don't know the full story here!! I'm just kiddin'.
emag_eht 18
Hey a proposal's a proposal. Maybe she was just ready to settle down?
etishuman22 32
#43 I hear you there. Mine is making me wait until I finish school before we get engaged. I am ready to be settled now!
EpicSquishii 21
She probably meant well and likes the idea of the two of you together forever. Depending on your girlfriend's disposition, it might be possible to inform your girlfriend of grandma's scheming treachery and also worm in that "If I was to propose to you, I'd do it in a MUCH more romantic way than through Facebook. Just wait and see" Then she'll be happy but not expecting anything so rash. This is, of course, assuming that you want to marry her eventually.
ColtonStecher 12
I love your name
Joshwarrior 39
Just explain the situation and refer yourself to the last line of my profile bio.
DjSashaRoyal 9
your gran has a wicked sense of humor!
jasmine2301 25
Damn, seriously waiting till the 'Grandma' category comes on FML.
vffjvsegb 11
Congrats..
driinkbleach 18
Thats so sweet :-)
brianax36 14
Yeah, Its always been my biggest dream that the love of my life propsed to me over facebook... So romantic.