chicochico
France
Jesus wept
Today, I had sex with a girl who cried out as she came, "Forgive me Lord! Forgive me Lord!" FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
When the leaves fall, the laughter rises. Discover autumn stories as crisp as dried leaves!
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Anonymous
So happy together…
Today, at a bar, a drunk girl kissed me, so I went home and confessed what happened to my girlfriend. She forgave me but took it as permission to admit she’s cheated sexually at least once a month for over a year, then got mad I didn’t immediately forgive her like she forgave me. FML
churchgoer
United States
Today, I went to confession. I told the priest that I had an intimate relationship with a woman that I'm not married to. He chuckled and said, "You know, lying is a sin too." I wasn't lying. FML
Anonymous
Manhattan Beach, United States
Today, I caught my girlfriend cheating on me. Now she's threatening to kill herself if I don't forgive her. FML
OopsKid
France
Today, I accidentally said, "Yes, Sir." to my female teacher. I then apologized by saying, "Sorry, Sir." FML
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ionelementz112 0
You should have said, "I forgive you."
Adam_B 0
FML = F*** My Life FML = Forgive Me Lord Coincidence...?
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Comments (139)
ionelementz112 0
You should have said, "I forgive you."
n3rdzgotskillz 29
Haha, win :')
teozac 0
WIN
erick1105692 0
lawl
imsexb3ast 0
lol nice 1 there
Bilama 1
LMAO! yes
AwkwardPartyBear 24
mwahaha epic win there
Rawr100 0
**** yeah
alpuppy 0
so incredibly hot
GMS1 7
yes! I thought so too.
changesinme 0
I wonder who she was thinking of when she came, you or .....
Leoboy635 0
lmao win#105,that made my day
Ryanjr 2
I know right!
moxy_fml 0
DUDE, AWESOME
HanisMan01 0
I would have yelled Praise the lord! as i finished haha
WhatThePhuc 0
that is so awesome lol
MisterJD 0
It's always easier to ask for forgiveness than to ask for permission...
yayhesdead165 1
#7 is right #24 also right and #26 sometimes right stick with it and it will pay off!
cndrow 0
Oh gawd, that's horrifying to me. lol! You poor thing.
randome101 12
Yeah that would freak me out
2random 0
haha at #20 that made me laugh sooo much !!! LOL
strawberrymilksh 0
hahahahahaha this made my life.
captcool024 0
i wish i was you.. the only thing better would be the houdini.