Today, my girlfriend who was planning on waiting until marriage for sex decided to have sex with me. It's been 4 hours and she hasn't stopped crying, praying and calling me the devil's temptation. FML
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Today, my religious girlfriend convinced me to let her take my virginity. A few hours later, she broke up with me, crying and saying I was going to hell for having sex before marriage. But apparently she isn't, and she can't be with someone who "tempts" her. FML
Today, I had sex with a girl who cried out as she came, "Forgive me Lord! Forgive me Lord!" FML
Today, my girlfriend admitted she had a nightmare about having sex with me. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were going to get intimate, so I masturbated before leaving my place, hoping it would help me last longer than usual. 10 minutes in, she shoved me off and started screaming at me, convinced that I've been cheating on her and practising with someone else. FML
Today, my girlfriend was giving me a hand job when she started crying. Despite my pleas for her to stop and attempts to comfort her, she insisted that she continue. I feel like a monster. FML
Today, my fiancée, who believes in "sex after marriage" like me, told me she was pregnant. FML
Today, while taking my boyfriend's virginity, he started moaning, "Oh God! Oh God! Oh God!" He then started crying and praying. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she was pregnant. We haven't had sex yet. FML
Today, I was finally all set to lose my virginity. My girlfriend pushed me onto the bed and pulled off my underwear. She then made a face as if she'd just sucked on a lemon, and got up and left without a word. I haven't heard from her since. FML
Today, after two weeks of not having sex, my pregnant girlfriend and I finally fooled around. This was immediately followed by her bursting into tears and begging me to make her a ham steak. FML
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aprilita 8
To console her by making love to her ;)
ParkersGirl 0
LMAO!
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Mekeritrig 15
She's calling him 'the devil's temptation'. I don't think there's any sane answer to that.
CrazyCountryGirl 5
Sounds like you got a keeper! lol
SincerelyPsych 0
I find that your fault. in all honesty you couldn't see that outcome? you should've stopped her and talked to her about it. That's what any real man would do.
nisey3313 11
We can't blame OP for assuming she took the time to think it through. It's not his job to think twice about her decisions for her. And I also highly doubt that as soon as she told him she wanted to have sex that he said "Alright, let's go". He probably said something along the lines of "Really, you sure?" and she probably told him she was. Her fault, not his.
lmaourstupid 0
wow!! she's messed in the head. bet it was good for you eh? fresh meat!
RAWRstover 4
ha. ive got the same problem, except mine swears shes pregnant.
budbad8 0
wow she manipulated him
dakins 0
how old is she? o.O poor girl
bswole 1
just tell her youll marry her so she'll stop
Gap15 0
yeah if u new she was serious about not having sex u should of stopped her when she wanted to do it I mean its not right tht she is blaming u but u should of tried to prevent it now she has made a sin cuz in the bible it says ur suppose to wait to have sex until marriage
Virginia6810 16
I don't understand why people are blaming OP. As a Christian myself, I don't expect other people to make sure I don't sin. that's up to me. Assuming he doesn't have the same beliefs as her, she set herself up for that.
Cheylea 10
I disagree entirely with everyone else. I am a Christian myself & I know EXACTLY how that feels to be in a position where you are tempted to sin & know you shouldn't. You knew what her beliefs were & if you loved her you would have respected her beliefs & reminded her of them. Sin & temptation is extremely hard to ignore. She faltered when you should have wooed her get through it.
Virginia6810 16
so what you're saying is it's up to him to make sure his gf doesn't sin? she's a big girl. I'm guessing if he respected her decision before, he didn't take her change of heart lightly.
jaygoose 5
if they're her beliefs why would anyone have to remind her of them?
0opsie 6
A Christian shouldn't blame others if s/he gives into temptation. It's not his responsibility to make sure she sticks to her religion. It was her decision to have sex with him.
ryan5780 0
If she's old enough to have sex, she's old enough to make her own decisions. He shouldn't have to remind her of her religion, it's her religion and not his.
Shadow_Phantom 26
"Sin" is a pointless word.
Cheylea 10
I'm not implying it was his decision, she shouldn't have fell victim to temptation. I'm implying that he could have respected we beliefs & helped her over come that temptation. Sin is not a pointless word, it is an action.
Virginia6810 16
he DID respect her. it sounds like it wasn't his choice to wait. it says 'she decided'. he was letting her call the shots. if it wasn't his beliefs why on earth is it his fault he agreed? I'm proud of him for dating a girl who wants to wait to begin with. a lot of guys would dump a girl the first time she said no. I'm a Christian as well and I don't blame people for putting me in temptation. I kept myself away from temptation by dating guys who wanted to wait as well. but even that made 'waiting' hard.
Spikehead_fml 0
are you that girl?
ImAHomosexual 0
Give me evidence for Christianity. God may be real but Christianity is nonsense.
Cheylea 10
So you're saying Jesus isn't real? Because Jesus is God in a human form.
ImAHomosexual 0
Cheylea. You state that as if it is a fact when in actuality that is simply your belief based upon faith not evidence. What I say is that Jesus as the bible tells it never existed but a person like him did. The son of god myth had been around for much longer than the Jesus myth.
Virginia6810 16
332- how is you saying a person like Jesus existed any different than us saying Jesus did exist. do you have any evidence of that? and if u have evidence who's to say he really wasn't Jesus? just like people don't like Christianity forced on them, Christians don't like being belittled either. no one is forcing beliefs on others here. just for fun though you want some evidence there is a God? SEX. I'm sorry but only someone that powerful could create something that feels that good. Cheylea, i have your back except for the first point we're trying to prove here. a woman sinning is her own fault, not the 'tempter'. but I won't be throwing stones that's for sure.