By NinjaPanda88 - 01/08/2009 07:44 - United States

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Today, my girlfriend wanted to name my penis. After 5 minutes of thinking up names, she finally picked one. Say hello to Squirtle. FML
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Tippssy 0

Pokedex Entry: Squirtle Type: Water Height: 6.5 inches Moveset: Harden, Pound, Withdraw, String Shot

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ceepee_senior_09 0

Awh, poor thing. haha yes, FYL for you're gf trying to be cute and funny (: I named my bf's Pony! LOL

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kytzackh 0

Than name her Ditto lol

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somekidfrom93 0

Haha That was ******* great. :] I'm going to ask my GF to do that now. :]

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jenjen23 0

F everyones life for knowing that its the name o a pokemon... grow the hell up!

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wickedgrl13 0

FYL for not having a sense of humor. Pokemon is classic. Just because we like it, doesn't mean we need to grow up. Maybe you need to lighten up and get the stick out of your ass.

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stone_light 0

#225 fyl because you cant be nostalgic about your childhood.

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khxx11 1

#11 I freaking love you XD that comment made my day :)

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frakkin 0

Psh. How is that an FML? My boyfriend's penis is named Squirtle, and he loves it. It's awesome because it's freakin' pokemon.

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jadakorn 0

I actually laughed really hard on this one FYL

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Zxmbye 0

Holy shit, I would totally do that! XD My best friend was playing my Pokemon game, and named a Weedle "Penis" When "Penis" evolved, it learned Harden. LMAO!

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hellokelly_fml 0

gotta catch em all. XD

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mnm2arts 0

Well, I'm on my phone. it happens to show screen names and "NinjaPanda" isn't too much better, so don't complain

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