By NinjaPanda88 - 01/08/2009 07:44 - United States

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Today, my girlfriend wanted to name my penis. After 5 minutes of thinking up names, she finally picked one. Say hello to Squirtle. FML
I agree, your life sucks 73 894
You deserved it 16 893

Same thing different taste

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Tippssy 0

Pokedex Entry: Squirtle Type: Water Height: 6.5 inches Moveset: Harden, Pound, Withdraw, String Shot

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lol this reminds me when Kate Hudson names his penis in "How to lose a guy in 10 Days" Princess Sophia Hahaha!!!! yea that sucks though not a manly name

lol one of my exes actually let me name his penis princess sophia. it just shows how whipped some guys are.

Swimmergrl9244 1

Are you kidding? Think of all the WONDERFUL things you can do with that!

jenkinhima 0

lol rofl cant breathe how is this an FML at ALL?! ur girlfriends awesome

"Squirtle use Hydro Pump!!!" ... It's super effective!!!

"Squirtle use Hydro Pump!!!" ...... It's super effective!!!

SXWJOSH 0

You know what funny story but i also gave my own penis the same name

Could have been worse. She could have called it Frodo.