By Anonymous - 21/01/2015 08:33 - New Zealand - Auckland

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Today, I found out the pet name my girlfriend gave my penis wasn't randomly made up after all; it's her ex's name. FML
I agree, your life sucks 39 122
You deserved it 3 521

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Well at least now if she ever turns you down for sex you can just deal with it by beating her ex.

If he was a massive dick, take is as a compliment to your endowment.

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I guess he was a real Dick after all. That's why parents should never name their children Richard.

Break up with her

1PersonIsMyWorld 22

ya I'd take it as an insult. Y she thinking of her ex while looking at your dick...

Maybe it's a way to vent because she wants to pound the ex (not sexually)

Would be funny if the name of your ex is "Dick" :p jk

Her ex was called Lil' buddy too? Small world!

Well at least now if she ever turns you down for sex you can just deal with it by beating her ex.

#5 for the win

Wiringify 22

Brilliant.

Hate to simply give props in a comment but that is simply genius, a true silver lining.

Congratulations 5, you won FML for the month

#5 knocked it out of the park

marcmaralou 15

I rarely take the time to thumb up comments... but you made me laugh

Best comment ever!

ahhh Exodiafinder687 your comments never disappoint

If he was a massive dick, take is as a compliment to your endowment.

DisturbedSRT8 17

That's fucked up. At least you can get some enjoyment from beating him.

seems kind of gay put that way.

xninix_fml 36

@9 not really.

Coincidence? I think not!

Maybe he was a huge dick to her ;)

i see what you did there

HighasaCloud 46

So when she says she loves [ex] you think she's talking about your penis. Also covers her ass when she accidentally calls out his name during sex. Wow, that's clever.