Size Queen

By Anonymous - 11/11/2019 05:00 - United States

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Today, my girlfriend and I were taking a shower together. We were fooling around when she took the shower head and started spraying my penis with it. I asked her, "What are you doing?" Her response, "I'm watering it to make it grow." FML
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stevenmx86 7
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Lol use miracle grow

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crymore007 11
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do you shave? she mightve thought it was a chia pet

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stevenmx86 7
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Lol use miracle grow

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chimpsndip 0
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Talking to the penis makes it happy.

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crymore007 11
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does op shave? she probably thought it was a chia pet

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A7X_LoVeee 10

14, why would you repeat yourself?

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crymore007 11

I'm on an iPod and it put it twice...idk it's retarded like that :P

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herrobear 0
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I think she was just trying to turn you on man.

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OasC82 0

hahah tiny shmeckle

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AlwaySunny 0

at least she didn't mow it..

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crymore007 11
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do you shave? she mightve thought it was a chia pet

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OasC82 0

cha cha cha chia!

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crymore007 11
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lol it put my commnt up twice...once As a response to 1. iPod FTL

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simply_improper 1

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CSRozell 4

lol I don't think she was actually saying it was small just being a girl they like to fuck with you about that

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moosemonkey1000 6
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my girlfriend has never joked about that.. maybe thats just her though..

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Sady_Ct 37

I never joke about my partner’s size, that would be like him joking about my boob size.

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iAmScrubs 19

All she needs now is a little bit of sunlight.

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GreenMaze 0

and a fertilizer.

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iAmScrubs 19

yes, he can supply that if you know what I mean.

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WoGxFALLEN 0

did it work?

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HahaYDI 0

Take some hedge clippers and tell her you're going to trim her forest.

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TylersMB 0

chia!

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