Size Queen

By Anonymous - 11/11/2019 05:00 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were taking a shower together. We were fooling around when she took the shower head and started spraying my penis with it. I asked her, "What are you doing?" Her response, "I'm watering it to make it grow." FML
I agree, your life sucks 70 087
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Lol use miracle grow

do you shave? she mightve thought it was a chia pet


Lol use miracle grow

Talking to the penis makes it happy.

does op shave? she probably thought it was a chia pet

A7X_LoVeee 10

14, why would you repeat yourself?

I'm on an iPod and it put it twice...idk it's retarded like that :P

I think she was just trying to turn you on man.

OasC82 0

hahah tiny shmeckle

AlwaySunny 0

at least she didn't mow it..

do you shave? she mightve thought it was a chia pet

OasC82 0

cha cha cha chia!

lol it put my commnt up twice...once As a response to 1. iPod FTL

simply_improper 1

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CSRozell 4

lol I don't think she was actually saying it was small just being a girl they like to fuck with you about that

my girlfriend has never joked about that.. maybe thats just her though..

Sady_Ct 37

I never joke about my partner’s size, that would be like him joking about my boob size.

iAmScrubs 19

All she needs now is a little bit of sunlight.

GreenMaze 0

and a fertilizer.

iAmScrubs 19

yes, he can supply that if you know what I mean.


did it work?

HahaYDI 0

Take some hedge clippers and tell her you're going to trim her forest.

TylersMB 0