By NinjaPanda88 - 01/08/2009 07:44 - United States

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Today, my girlfriend wanted to name my penis. After 5 minutes of thinking up names, she finally picked one. Say hello to Squirtle. FML
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Tippssy 0

Pokedex Entry: Squirtle Type: Water Height: 6.5 inches Moveset: Harden, Pound, Withdraw, String Shot

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dropdeadfredward 0

Tell her you're naming her ****** Picachu. Unless you want to keep her. In that case i suggest you nod your head and go along with it.

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shirvon100 0

shw shouldve went with pikachu

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LuvPink 0

That's hilarious!! Don't be offended, your gf is really clever lol...at least she didn't name it Jigglypuff

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abyssion1337 0

dude that's awesome quit complaining and grow a pair

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gtastuntdude 3

If he does that she might name them something like Eggsecutor >.>

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whattheflapjack 0

Wow, that's pretty freaking fantastic, you're girlfriend sounds hott. haha. just remember, Wear a condom, you don't want to be like Ash and "catch 'em all"

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belfasterd 0

haha that is ****** amazing!! my boyfriend is freaking OBSESSED with pokemon (dont get me wrong i like it too) so i named his dugtrio

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killuhb 0

I named my boyfriends mr strokenlick ;)

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guessingvulture 0

She's clever and that's the best. Better than 'Charazard', however that's spelled. My boyfriend's came pre-named as 'Beast'.

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