FML : Today, my girlfriend of three days asked if we could start naming our future children. FML

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By spermbankonlegs - / Friday 16 March 2012 02:21 / United States

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By zoPwNAgEzo | 21

#4172234 - Friday 16 March 2012 05:38

Run far away.

By Cleo_Nemo_ | 9

#4172230 - Friday 16 March 2012 05:38

Woah she needs to slow down..

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By Cleo_Nemo_ | 9

#4172230 - Friday 16 March 2012 05:38

Woah she needs to slow down..

AlaskanEskimo34 | 0

#4172296 - Friday 16 March 2012 05:43

Hahaha fitting name he chose "spermbankonlegs" how appropriate.

ComTlancy | 12

#4172309 - Friday 16 March 2012 05:44

We've got a stage-five clinger right here gentlemen. May god have mercy on us all.

n_epic_fail | 14

#4172326 - Friday 16 March 2012 05:47

Yea name the first one, "FuckMyLife"

DeviousAngel | 13

#4172356 - Friday 16 March 2012 05:52

Run away.

FMLshark | 12

#4172457 - Friday 16 March 2012 06:00

She'll probably want to name them after the last three boyfriends she had that "mysteriously" disappeared. Get out while you still can, OP.

thamack408 | 11

#4172507 - Friday 16 March 2012 06:08

why? she's just want to have kids. she probly has her list of names

Roevera | 14

#4172601 - Friday 16 March 2012 06:27

It's when she starts arranging your funeral that you need to be concerned..

Zimmington | 21

#4172680 - Friday 16 March 2012 06:40

Dump her, dump her fast before you end up with 5 kids, a wife you hate, living in a trailer park, & contemplating suicide!

rockwind_ | 5

#4172803 - Friday 16 March 2012 07:01

Run like the wind OP...

GovernorGeneral | 8

#4173163 - Friday 16 March 2012 09:30

"... she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML ..." Prepare yourself OP.

SLC_grumpypants | 5

#4173284 - Friday 16 March 2012 10:39

Ha Ha Ha. I remember THAT FML!!! *gasp*

Azail | 15

#4173887 - Friday 16 March 2012 02:38

57 the whole point of the FML is that the OP has only been with this girl three days...OP keep your doors locked and run like hell. Also 141 maybe this is the same girl lol.

desireev | 17

#4174495 - Friday 16 March 2012 05:18

I hate when people say 'Dump that Bitch!' and stuff like that... But, in this case, you seriously need to run as fast as you can, OP! This is some scary stuff! RUN!!

kyarush | 10

#4175292 - Friday 16 March 2012 05:37

And you say "only if we can start makin em'" Giggity!

LolFMLnot | 10

#4175356 - Friday 16 March 2012 05:58

Maybe she was joking around. Like , she wasn't serious about having kids in the future with you or anything. Some people just name it for fun.

AlaskanEskimo34 | 0

#4175620 - Friday 16 March 2012 07:35

141-that was the best FML of all time

norotors | 16

#4175770 - Friday 16 March 2012 08:41

Looks like you'll be getting it in soon.

rillastyle | 1

#4175807 - Friday 16 March 2012 09:06

The ol' Morning after pill in the coffee trick gets em every time

xsilentxninjax | 10

#5861412 - Tuesday 18 February 2014 05:09

Maybe you could make their initials F. M. L., depending on what Op's last name is, of course. Or give them two middle names, in order to make it work. I think that I'm over-thinking this haha.

By zoPwNAgEzo | 21

#4172234 - Friday 16 March 2012 05:38

Run far away.

jtthegr8 | 26

#4172335 - Friday 16 March 2012 05:50

Well at least he knows he'll get sex?

iamyummylicious | 14

#4172469 - Friday 16 March 2012 06:01

Just spike her fruit punch with birth control.

GoW_Chick | 14

#4172563 - Friday 16 March 2012 06:18

Psh nah 55 they already have a perfect escape plan if they just work together

sparkrok | 8

#4172830 - Friday 16 March 2012 07:06

Thank you GoW_Chick! That's the funniest thing I've read on here in quite a while :)

Guren | 0

#4173622 - Friday 16 March 2012 12:59

I believe Big Sean would say, "WOAH there!"

2oc | 5

#4174291 - Friday 16 March 2012 04:32

Why wouldn't you just reply to her comment then?

rillastyle | 1

#4175808 - Friday 16 March 2012 09:07

Lol every time you call the kids in for dinner they take off

ilulife | 4

#4185918 - Monday 19 March 2012 11:02

It won't work to run away, she'll hunt him down and rape him

By YourBuddyElmo | 5

#4172236 - Friday 16 March 2012 05:38

RUNNNNN!!!!

stevenJB | 22

#4172513 - Friday 16 March 2012 06:10

It was a three days grace. But now she is "lost in you". I'm sure that was a "pain" to hear, now your thinking of a relationship "break"...sry couldn't help it

MatheusRajuidas | 5

#4172728 - Friday 16 March 2012 06:46

But then a mental "Riot" occurred and he thought to himself "RUN, Foster, RUN!!" (C-C-C-Combobreaker!).

Meme1988 | 18

#4172975 - Friday 16 March 2012 08:02

The way i see this, there are two options: 1) she is crazy/madly in love/ had crush on you for years.. 2) she hates you and wants to scare you away

thebassplayer88 | 2

#4173153 - Friday 16 March 2012 09:26

Tell her you hate everything about her and you want her to be gun forrver and get out alive then later relize the animial you have become

thebassplayer88 | 2

#4173210 - Friday 16 March 2012 09:50

Tell her you hate everything about her and you want her to be gun forrver and get out alive then later relize the animial you have become

ladyLALAA | 28

#4173517 - Friday 16 March 2012 12:23

Run away, run away from the paaaaiiin!

M_Rainbow | 7

#4174346 - Friday 16 March 2012 04:46

Stupid Chinese people always do that

Fmeonce_shameonu | 15

#4175491 - Friday 16 March 2012 06:52

Bail bail bail!!!

commonlogicz42 | 6

#4176330 - Saturday 17 March 2012 03:05

In the words of metallica: "Run for the hills!!!!! Run for your liiiife"!!!!!

gators1995 | 30

#5564446 - Wednesday 3 July 2013 08:44

Head for the hills!!!

By IDontKnow10101 | 13

#4172240 - Friday 16 March 2012 05:38

wow, she's already planning on having kids, good luck op

Justin23L | 2

#4173353 - Friday 16 March 2012 11:32

Reading comprehension fuck yes!

ladyLALAA | 28

#4173527 - Friday 16 March 2012 12:26

Next thing she'll be wrapping her legs around you at climax screaming "be my baby daddy!"

ColtsDoug18 | 0

#4173578 - Friday 16 March 2012 12:44

Hey, atleast you know you're bound to get it in ;) nah but seriously, she needs to slow the fuck down.

bmwguy01 | 8

#4173833 - Friday 16 March 2012 02:21

make sure she doesn't sabotage your condoms with a needle.:() or you will be a baby daddy! lol seriously you might watch out with her!:/

By SarcasticUnicorn | 9

#4172242 - Friday 16 March 2012 05:38

Damn!

draegbomb | 5

#4173781 - Friday 16 March 2012 01:53

Don't be a dummy bust it on her tummy!

HeartOfLead | 24

#4177177 - Saturday 17 March 2012 07:43

Cool! Now ask her when should you be getting a Restraining Order.

By Dadz_fml | 0

#4172244 - Friday 16 March 2012 05:38

Tyrone. Easy choice.

DirtyMike911 | 0

#4172386 - Friday 16 March 2012 05:54

Lafonda. Even if the child is male.

julka914 | 2

#4172421 - Friday 16 March 2012 05:57

Shakiki XD

ProhibitionRose | 14

#4172557 - Friday 16 March 2012 06:17

Laquisha

LaughinStock | 16

#4172578 - Friday 16 March 2012 06:23

Umm... Thomas? :DDD

shadowwulf95 | 3

#4172580 - Friday 16 March 2012 06:24

I love how y'all r choosing black names

bjr1208 | 3

#4172615 - Friday 16 March 2012 06:30

Watermelondrea

cyK0tek | 0

#4172708 - Friday 16 March 2012 06:44

Go with "Shanaynay"!

rockwind_ | 5

#4172820 - Friday 16 March 2012 07:04

You guys are getting it all wrong! The name you're looking for is Birtha!

iDaniel525 | 8

#4172898 - Friday 16 March 2012 07:26

La'Quashish. Can't go wrong with a name like that.

yahoowizard | 16

#4173231 - Friday 16 March 2012 10:09

Moooonique

Alli201103 | 3

#4173293 - Friday 16 March 2012 10:43

Janisha:)

VasilisaUzhasnaj | 29

#4173591 - Friday 16 March 2012 12:46

Shaquarius

stephanieeDawnx | 0

#4173727 - Friday 16 March 2012 01:32

GhettoBabyNames.coooooommm! :D There's all sorts of good ones! ^.^ I've seen Koolaidisha, clitorisaquisha, SpongeBobishita. They're really cool... :D

pimpnainteasy | 5

#4173894 - Friday 16 March 2012 02:39

Watermelonisha

guyoholic | 0

#4176645 - Saturday 17 March 2012 04:58

La-Ah(LaDashUh)

sammyjanette | 17

#4176738 - Saturday 17 March 2012 05:25

What about Kenzie, Emery, Ty, Storm, Summer, Lilly Belle, Jordyn, or Karsyn?

HeartOfLead | 24

#4177179 - Saturday 17 March 2012 07:46

Not Tyrone! If you name him that he'll grow up to be a jailbird.

nm11 | 4

#4193277 - Wednesday 21 March 2012 02:10

Shanaynay

nm11 | 4

#4193279 - Wednesday 21 March 2012 02:11

Sha-naynay

Urbanchiller | 0

#4208933 - Saturday 24 March 2012 02:29

Banquisha

By 7SeasOfRhye | 1

#4172246 - Friday 16 March 2012 05:38

Larry, Curly and Moe Huey, Dewey and Luey or Vera, Chuck and Dave you pick.

l0v3p4in | 7

#4172324 - Friday 16 March 2012 05:46

Since OP's children are going to be sweet angels like their father: Raphael, Gabriel, and Michael (Rachel, Gabriella, and Michele if they're girls).

kkillaj | 5

#4172846 - Friday 16 March 2012 07:09

Freddy, Chucky, and Jason

Epsilonyx | 15

#4173047 - Friday 16 March 2012 08:29

My name's Raphael! :3 so yeah, go with that. :p

kaoticllama | 0

#4173235 - Friday 16 March 2012 10:12

His grandchildren should be vera chuck and dave"grand children on your knee Vera, chuck, and dave."

fetalmatter | 0

#4173278 - Friday 16 March 2012 10:36

And r ugly so don't go with that ins

By katiejeankran | 5

#4172247 - Friday 16 March 2012 05:38

Bitches be crazy.

JesseRay21 | 4

#4173097 - Friday 16 March 2012 08:46

You look kinda crazy too..

GovernorGeneral | 8

#4173173 - Friday 16 March 2012 09:35

^you look like you just got out of prison.

ifknh8usernames | 7

#4173309 - Friday 16 March 2012 10:52

144- don't give him too much credit.

katiejeankran | 5

#4175660 - Friday 16 March 2012 07:50

I am crazy. :)

katiejeankran | 5

#4175665 - Friday 16 March 2012 07:52

That comment above is awesome btw. ^^^

By geegee09 | 6

#4172249 - Friday 16 March 2012 05:38

At least she asked??

MatheusRajuidas | 5

#4172738 - Friday 16 March 2012 06:49

Cause otherwise she would somehow steal his semen, make herself pregnant, trying to hide for the last 7 months and then anonymously giving birth and naming the children without asking him. Yeah, at least she asked.