Today, my girlfriend of three days asked if we could start naming our future children. FML
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zoPwNAgEzo
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Run far away.
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Cleo_Nemo_
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Woah she needs to slow down..
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Cleo_Nemo_
| 9
Woah she needs to slow down..
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AlaskanEskimo34
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Hahaha fitting name he chose "spermbankonlegs" how appropriate.
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ComTlancy
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We've got a stage-five clinger right here gentlemen. May god have mercy on us all.
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n_epic_fail
| 14
Yea name the first one, "FuckMyLife"
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DeviousAngel
| 13
Run away.
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FMLshark
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She'll probably want to name them after the last three boyfriends she had that "mysteriously" disappeared.
Get out while you still can, OP.
Get out while you still can, OP.
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thamack408
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why? she's just want to have kids. she probly has her list of names
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Roevera
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It's when she starts arranging your funeral that you need to be concerned..
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Zimmington
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Dump her, dump her fast before you end up with 5 kids, a wife you hate, living in a trailer park, & contemplating suicide!
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rockwind_
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Run like the wind OP...
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GovernorGeneral
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"... she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML ..."
Prepare yourself OP.
Prepare yourself OP.
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SLC_grumpypants
| 5
Ha Ha Ha. I remember THAT FML!!!
*gasp*
*gasp*
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Azail
| 15
57 the whole point of the FML is that the OP has only been with this girl three days...OP keep your doors locked and run like hell. Also 141 maybe this is the same girl lol.
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desireev
| 17
I hate when people say 'Dump that Bitch!' and stuff like that... But, in this case, you seriously need to run as fast as you can, OP!
This is some scary stuff! RUN!!
This is some scary stuff! RUN!!
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kyarush
| 10
And you say "only if we can start makin em'" Giggity!
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LolFMLnot
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Maybe she was joking around. Like , she wasn't serious about having kids in the future with you or anything. Some people just name it for fun.
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AlaskanEskimo34
| 0
141-that was the best FML of all time
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norotors
| 16
Looks like you'll be getting it in soon.
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rillastyle
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The ol' Morning after pill in the coffee trick gets em every time
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xsilentxninjax
| 10
Maybe you could make their initials F. M. L., depending on what Op's last name is, of course. Or give them two middle names, in order to make it work. I think that I'm over-thinking this haha.
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zoPwNAgEzo
| 21
Run far away.
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jtthegr8
| 26
Well at least he knows he'll get sex?
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iamyummylicious
| 14
Just spike her fruit punch with birth control.
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GoW_Chick
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Psh nah 55 they already have a perfect escape plan if they just work together
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sparkrok
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Thank you GoW_Chick! That's the funniest thing I've read on here in quite a while :)
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Guren
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I believe Big Sean would say, "WOAH there!"
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2oc
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Why wouldn't you just reply to her comment then?
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rillastyle
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Lol every time you call the kids in for dinner they take off
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ilulife
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It won't work to run away, she'll hunt him down and rape him
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YourBuddyElmo
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RUNNNNN!!!!
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stevenJB
| 25
It was a three days grace. But now she is "lost in you". I'm sure that was a "pain" to hear, now your thinking of a relationship "break"...sry couldn't help it
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MatheusRajuidas
| 5
But then a mental "Riot" occurred and he thought to himself "RUN, Foster, RUN!!" (C-C-C-Combobreaker!).
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Meme1988
| 18
The way i see this, there are two options:
1) she is crazy/madly in love/ had crush on you for years..
2) she hates you and wants to scare you away
1) she is crazy/madly in love/ had crush on you for years..
2) she hates you and wants to scare you away
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thebassplayer88
| 2
Tell her you hate everything about her and you want her to be gun forrver and get out alive then later relize the animial you have become
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thebassplayer88
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Tell her you hate everything about her and you want her to be gun forrver and get out alive then later relize the animial you have become
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ladyLALAA
| 28
Run away, run away from the paaaaiiin!
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M_Rainbow
| 7
Stupid Chinese people always do that
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Fmeonce_shameonu
| 15
Bail bail bail!!!
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commonlogicz42
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In the words of metallica: "Run for the hills!!!!! Run for your liiiife"!!!!!
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gators1995
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Head for the hills!!!
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IDontKnow10101
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wow, she's already planning on having kids, good luck op
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Justin23L
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Reading comprehension fuck yes!
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ladyLALAA
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Next thing she'll be wrapping her legs around you at climax screaming "be my baby daddy!"
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ColtsDoug18
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Hey, atleast you know you're bound to get it in ;) nah but seriously, she needs to slow the fuck down.
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bmwguy01
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make sure she doesn't sabotage your condoms with a needle.:() or you will be a baby daddy! lol seriously you might watch out with her!:/
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SarcasticUnicorn
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Damn!
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draegbomb
| 5
Don't be a dummy bust it on her tummy!
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HeartOfLead
| 24
Cool! Now ask her when should you be getting a Restraining Order.
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Dadz_fml
| 0
Tyrone. Easy choice.
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DirtyMike911
| 0
Lafonda. Even if the child is male.
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julka914
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Shakiki XD
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ProhibitionRose
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Laquisha
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LaughinStock
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Umm... Thomas? :DDD
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shadowwulf95
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I love how y'all r choosing black names
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bjr1208
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Watermelondrea
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cyK0tek
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Go with "Shanaynay"!
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rockwind_
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You guys are getting it all wrong! The name you're looking for is Birtha!
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iDaniel525
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La'Quashish. Can't go wrong with a name like that.
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yahoowizard
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Moooonique
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Alli201103
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Janisha:)
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VasilisaUzhasnaj
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Shaquarius
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stephanieeDawnx
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GhettoBabyNames.coooooommm! :D
There's all sorts of good ones! ^.^
I've seen Koolaidisha, clitorisaquisha, SpongeBobishita. They're really cool... :D
There's all sorts of good ones! ^.^
I've seen Koolaidisha, clitorisaquisha, SpongeBobishita. They're really cool... :D
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pimpnainteasy
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Watermelonisha
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guyoholic
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La-Ah(LaDashUh)
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sammyjanette
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What about Kenzie, Emery, Ty, Storm, Summer, Lilly Belle, Jordyn, or Karsyn?
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HeartOfLead
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Not Tyrone! If you name him that he'll grow up to be a jailbird.
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nm11
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Shanaynay
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nm11
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Sha-naynay
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Urbanchiller
| 0
Banquisha
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7SeasOfRhye
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Larry, Curly and Moe
Huey, Dewey and Luey
or
Vera, Chuck and Dave
you pick.
Huey, Dewey and Luey
or
Vera, Chuck and Dave
you pick.
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l0v3p4in
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Since OP's children are going to be sweet angels like their father: Raphael, Gabriel, and Michael (Rachel, Gabriella, and Michele if they're girls).
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kkillaj
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Freddy, Chucky, and Jason
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Epsilonyx
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My name's Raphael! :3 so yeah, go with that. :p
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kaoticllama
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His grandchildren should be vera chuck and dave"grand children on your knee Vera, chuck, and dave."
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fetalmatter
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And r ugly so don't go with that ins
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katiejeankran
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Bitches be crazy.
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JesseRay21
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You look kinda crazy too..
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GovernorGeneral
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^you look like you just got out of prison.
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ifknh8usernames
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144- don't give him too much credit.
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katiejeankran
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I am crazy. :)
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katiejeankran
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That comment above is awesome btw. ^^^
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geegee09
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At least she asked??
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MatheusRajuidas
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Cause otherwise she would somehow steal his semen, make herself pregnant, trying to hide for the last 7 months and then anonymously giving birth and naming the children without asking him.
Yeah, at least she asked.
Yeah, at least she asked.
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ProhibitionRose
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Hey now! Stranger things have happened!
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Pandacupcakelove
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9- what's that supposed to mean?
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GovernorGeneral
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Midnight.
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Pandacupcakelove
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145- indeed.
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saxetsasnak
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Been right there with ya bud