By NinjaPanda88 - 01/08/2009 07:44 - United States

Spicy
Today, my girlfriend wanted to name my penis. After 5 minutes of thinking up names, she finally picked one. Say hello to Squirtle. FML
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Tippssy 0

Pokedex Entry: Squirtle Type: Water Height: 6.5 inches Moveset: Harden, Pound, Withdraw, String Shot

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bballer923 0

Omg tippssy made my day. Ftw epic comment. Op your gf is awesome. Keep her.

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SaintJimmy 0

Comment #49 was me. I loved that episode!

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nlandcena 0

I like her. She has good taste. She chose the best Starter! ...then again, she may want it to evolve...and what if she wants to EV train it to be more powerful (EVtrain for Attack) and to last longer (EVtrain for HP/Defense)? ...nothing? No one laughs? >

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icertainlysuck 0

Ur girlfriend is a HERO! LOL. You should be grateful she likes pokemon.

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flyingpan8 0

HAHAHAHAH. the squirting turtle....squirtle..! ydi for getting a girl to name your **** dude.. there is no way. girl would give ANY **** a macho name.. even the guy with the biggest, thickest dick who can **** like superman on E will get his dick named something pansy...so i guess my point is don't take it to heart.. now go and how her a good time with......squirtle....HAHAHAHAH

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Catastrophic37 0

Lol. one of my friends named our gay friends penis "confused" lol

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R24Capitol 0

107, Stfu. Kung- fu panda ftw.... 108, best comment EVER! and bro, don't feel bad. Mines mario. He grows and shrinks. You aren't the only guy with a nintendo trademarked name for his penis. Props to your girl

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treehorse 0

thats creepy....

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