By NinjaPanda88 - 01/08/2009 07:44 - United States

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Today, my girlfriend wanted to name my penis. After 5 minutes of thinking up names, she finally picked one. Say hello to Squirtle. FML
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Tippssy 0

Pokedex Entry: Squirtle Type: Water Height: 6.5 inches Moveset: Harden, Pound, Withdraw, String Shot

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NewEngland 0

Call her vaj a pokeball.

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littlelotte 0

Bwuahahahaha that just made me laugh so hard! Thanks!!!! lol. His Squirtle can go hide inside her Pokeball now. >.>;

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Shoopman 0

Just wait till that shit evolves. Then you'll have fun.

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mayhembaby 0

HHAHAHAAHA. that's awesome. so many pokemon names you could nickname her vag... squirtle. god that's great. hahaha.

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Scotticus117 11

That's an awesome name for a penis! why is this FML, why not LYL? lol

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lucey15 0

you should give her the nickname lickitung ^_-

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Kingsandman 0

XD mines fabio lmao

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lexiluffagus 0

At least she didn't name it snorlax.

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