Today, my girlfriend said she would give my penis a name: Gonzales. I asked why she wanted to name it that, and she said, "Because he's Speedy." FML
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lickastick
| 27
Doesn't matter, had sex
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Emmamazing
| 26
At least your girlfriend has a good sense of humour about it, OP.
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lickastick
| 27
Doesn't matter, had sex
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1dvs_bstd
| 41
The best 30 seconds of his life.
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jerzjay
| 17
She put a bag on my head.....
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Swandive235
| 27
Still counts, had sex.
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First_JOman
| 22
She might've been a racist
(Doesn't matter, had sex)
(Doesn't matter, had sex)
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SS99_fml
| 20
Tell her it's also quick to move to different girls
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1dvs_bstd
| 41
that pushed your buttons, huh?
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kingodsucksville
| 18
#22 rustled your jimmies*
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CamBam97
| 7
hahaha yes
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rjc490
| 29
Keep practicing till you can finish her off speedily!
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jake_braves
| 25
OP, you could get her to name it Gordon instead, after Flash Gordon.
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Emmamazing
| 26
At least your girlfriend has a good sense of humour about it, OP.
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PaulChristie
| 13
What about the truth? Because you can't handle it?
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KaidensCrow
| 18
it doesn't matter how long sex lasts... in fact it can be incredibly painful if it lasts for a very long time. just keep practicing op. work on your technique and you can give her the best sex she's ever had or will have. :)
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Mauskau
| 35
When you've been with people that barely last 30 seconds no matter how frequently you do it, it gets frustrating. They finish and we don't, and often people can lose all interest once they've finished so they don't even bother trying to finish you. Might as well just do it myself, as it wasn't long enough to get any pleasure from it.
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KaidensCrow
| 18
Lol I said to work on technique.. it can be incredibly pleasurable and last for a short time. your right it doesn't matter how frequent it is but the only way to get better is practice. and neither op or his girlfriend said he doesn't help finish her, just that he doesn't last long. now if he just leaves her hanging then that's incredibly inconsiderate. but no one ever said he does
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weveallbeenthere
| 30
that is very funny. But at least you're having sex
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1dvs_bstd
| 41
Call her pussy "Friday" because it comes too late.
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StzaCrack666
| 18
or Santa because it only comes once a year
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trucker2
| 33
lmao soooo right
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nphill82
| 21
Are you sure it wasn't because it's tiny like a mouse?
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igg125
| 30
At least she gave it a name based on speed and not size