The best 30 seconds of his life.

She put a bag on my head.....

Still counts, had sex.

She might've been a racist (Doesn't matter, had sex)

that pushed your buttons, huh?

#22 rustled your jimmies*

hahaha yes

OP, you could get her to name it Gordon instead, after Flash Gordon.

When you've been with people that barely last 30 seconds no matter how frequently you do it, it gets frustrating. They finish and we don't, and often people can lose all interest once they've finished so they don't even bother trying to finish you. Might as well just do it myself, as it wasn't long enough to get any pleasure from it.

Lol I said to work on technique.. it can be incredibly pleasurable and last for a short time. your right it doesn't matter how frequent it is but the only way to get better is practice. and neither op or his girlfriend said he doesn't help finish her, just that he doesn't last long. now if he just leaves her hanging then that's incredibly inconsiderate. but no one ever said he does

or Santa because it only comes once a year

lmao soooo right