Today, I got out of the shower and noticed a tiny leaf on my...

By Tickdick - 24/03/2017 21:00 - United States - Pittsburgh

Today, I got out of the shower and noticed a tiny leaf on my penis. With legs. Squirming. I have a new nickname. FML

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itssnotfunny 24

Saturday 25 March 2017 2:06

Well why'd you tell people about it? Nobody would have known to call you that. You must have expected something like that.?

blaisems 5

Saturday 25 March 2017 3:14

i bet that'll be the only thing sucking your dick for a while lol

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andiT_T 9

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Saturday 25 March 2017 2:01

Would that nickname be Groot

itssnotfunny 24

Saturday 25 March 2017 2:06

Well why'd you tell people about it? Nobody would have known to call you that. You must have expected something like that.?

IDK XD 1

Saturday 25 March 2017 2:43

Ummm... What was it?

biochem19 5

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Saturday 25 March 2017 5:42

Check OPs name

blaisems 5

Saturday 25 March 2017 3:14

i bet that'll be the only thing sucking your dick for a while lol

species4872 19

Saturday 25 March 2017 5:57

Think you got it bad, just think what the tiny "leaf" friends are calling him.

GhostFox 33

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Saturday 25 March 2017 9:15

...the only place this makes sense to occur at, from my point of view, is at some sort of communal camp and that another camper saw the tick first. Also, can I say "ouch" given how painful tick removal can be? And OP possibly was exposed to Lyme disease on top of that. That seems like more of a FML than the nickname.