By NinjaPanda88 - 01/08/2009 07:44 - United States

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Today, my girlfriend wanted to name my penis. After 5 minutes of thinking up names, she finally picked one. Say hello to Squirtle. FML
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Tippssy 0

Pokedex Entry: Squirtle Type: Water Height: 6.5 inches Moveset: Harden, Pound, Withdraw, String Shot

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jewelzgalore 0

Lmao, that's adorable! Why is this an FML?

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Snazaza 0

pikachu..squirtle, squirtle squirtle..

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judecamberos 0

I guess mine is Blastoise, The most evolved form of squirtle. haha

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Brooklynxman 0

I hate pokemon, and would flip out Digimon forever

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dr_house_MD 0

at least she didnt name it "munchkin" or "midget"

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MrCanoe 5

Well everytime your about to cum you can say Squirtle Squirt! lol

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nikkik6 0

omg POKEMON For The Winn!!! could have been SO much worse...i have a friend who's ex named his "princess"

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Taija 0

That's pure awesome. I'm naming my boyfriend's dick Kakuna now. "Kakuna used Harden!"

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