By NinjaPanda88 - 01/08/2009 07:44 - United States

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Today, my girlfriend wanted to name my penis. After 5 minutes of thinking up names, she finally picked one. Say hello to Squirtle. FML
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Tippssy 0

Pokedex Entry: Squirtle Type: Water Height: 6.5 inches Moveset: Harden, Pound, Withdraw, String Shot

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TotallyAwesome 0

LOL, that's ******* awesome. Use hydro pump on her face. That'll teach her.

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manoverboard 0

That. Friggin'. Rocks. Personally, I woulda named it Charmander - just 'cuz he's my favorite. :D Wait...do Pokemon have genders?

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allmidnighteyes 10

******* YES. Also, "When Captain Frosting gets done with your hairy bingle-bangle, it's gonna look like a rat in a rainstorm when I'm all done with my love paint :D"

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SpitFyre 0

Lol @#25 and #106. OP, that is seriously awesome, this isn't an FML.

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jbmazz19 0

named my boyfriend's rascal

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p0kegeek 4

you should name her ****** after a pokemon too and before you have sex, you play the pokemon duel music

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janexxdoe 7

That's what my boyfriend and I do. Wut wuuuut.

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giraffeluva922 0

Better than "Princess Sophia" from How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days

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giraffeluva922 0

Great movie, huh?

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alex_vik 0

Why would you "name" a penis?

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snackeyg 0

No way this is a FML. This is great. Lighten up man.

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Matticus433 0

Woot pokémon ftw lol this isn't an FML at all

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