By TriangularBanana - 06/05/2016 21:45 - United States - Cypress

Today, a girl stole my heart. She also stole my wallet, phone, and keys. FML
I agree, your life sucks 14 077
You deserved it 1 586

Same thing different taste

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Shouldn't be picking up women so close to the prison area

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I guess you just lost your... A-peel... Appeal? No? I'll show myself out.

For anyone down voting this, look at OP's user name before you judge too harshly.

I googled his username and still can't figure out what it means. Is it some reference that I'm just not getting? Edit: nevermind, I thought you were referring to the commenter with the long string of numbers as his username.

Well don't worry, maybe she stole your wallet to know your address and your keys to get into your house and surprise you later. ;)

Shouldn't be picking up women so close to the prison area

strawberrydreams 18

It could've been way worse. At least she didn't steal your soul!

Sxylilhalfpint 20

She must not have been a ginger.

I'm sure this is implied, but she's a keeper in the sense that she's one who keeps! Keeper of the wallet, keeper of the keys, etc.

Railroader 16