By TriangularBanana - 06/05/2016 21:45 - United States - Cypress

Today, a girl stole my heart. She also stole my wallet, phone, and keys. FML
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trucker2 33

Shouldn't be picking up women so close to the prison area

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73012211 17

I guess you just lost your... A-peel... Appeal? No? I'll show myself out.

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arano 29

For anyone down voting this, look at OP's user name before you judge too harshly.

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icefishbaby 14

I googled his username and still can't figure out what it means. Is it some reference that I'm just not getting? Edit: nevermind, I thought you were referring to the commenter with the long string of numbers as his username.

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samner 9

Well don't worry, maybe she stole your wallet to know your address and your keys to get into your house and surprise you later. ;)

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trucker2 33

I picture op sleeping, when she slips in

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trucker2 33

Shouldn't be picking up women so close to the prison area

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strawberrydreams 18

It could've been way worse. At least she didn't steal your soul!

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Sxylilhalfpint 20

She must not have been a ginger.

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Miss_Whipped 43

I'm sure this is implied, but she's a keeper in the sense that she's one who keeps! Keeper of the wallet, keeper of the keys, etc.

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Railroader 16

Are you Sherlock Holmes?

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