Today, my girlfriend told me there was good news and bad news. Bad news: she's pregnant. Good news: I'm probably not the father. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend told me she was pregnant. She also said I'm going to be an uncle. FML
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Today, my girlfriend blew up at me for a comment I had made several weeks ago about not wanting kids. Then, she told me that she's pregnant. After consoling her and telling her that whatever we do, we'll do it together, she further explained that she's not sure if it's mine. FML
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Top comments
bobbycorwen 5
That's great news for in the long run! For now, no. I am sorry she's a cheating *****. :(
kjcamaro3 5
No diaper changing for you...more good news!!!
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Comments (230)
alexroa50 0
Everything went better than expected. :)
hayleybailey1996 0
A baby is a blessing not a curse ; lets just hope its yours :/
Brikan 0
I think all bad news.. She ******* around
adela119 0
Well the good news is you won't be a daddy! Unfortunately the bad news is that your gf is probably a ****. Sorry buddy
JustMe97 10
Good news for you or for her?
Ray_of_midnight 23
Bad news: if she's been having unprotected sex with guys other than you, you should probably go to a clinic and get an STD panel. FYL.
Cairo_Sanchez 8
Dodged a bullet bro!
ImDB8 0
They're both pretty bad news…
Yourheadache 19
Hey is all about the good news, move on to the next one, you are not the father :D
kirby1964 20
Ok, this sounds like bad news and bad news to me. Some guys do want children.