Today, I tried to treat a cut on my butt hole with Neosporin. I couldn't see it properly, so I had to use the front-facing camera on my phone. FML
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LexSwift
| 17
What in the world are you sticking up there that it's cutting you?
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JoshTheMaggot
| 8
How did you get a cut on your butt hole in the first place? Sharp objects aren't meant for the ass..
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suoerkewl
| 15
What's wrong with a mirror?
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JoshTheMaggot
| 8
Well I'm not sure about you, but my butt hole and eyes are on two different sides of my body. Unless using a small portable mirror it would be fairly hard to see.
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DarkSeekerX94446
| 14
Neosporin = lequahid nitroghen?
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blobs1907
| 3
How do u even get a cut on ur butthole?
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tanneriscool
| 2
Never in my life have I cut my butt hole.. I can't even think of a way to accidentally do that O.o
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flockz
| 19
shaving the ass fro?
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tanneriscool
| 2
Damn it! Your right. I seriously didn't think of that at all.. But I'm way to careful when I'm shaving my taint.
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danni218
| 1
mmm is it weird if u use the camera just to look??...
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tanneriscool
| 2
Yes it is. But we've all seen our butt holes so it's not too crazy.
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GovernorGeneral
| 8
The guy he had sex with had a pointy dick. Thats why he has a cut on his butthole.
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GovernorGeneral
| 8
I can se where #1s coming from. He probably used the phone cause he didnt have a portable mirror or (theres less of a chance for this) he wanted to take pictures...
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xxXJakeXxx
| 2
don't wipe so vigorously. xD
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effedml
| 5
47 - I've never seen my a**hole, but now that OP put this thought in my head...I probably will today! Damn you OP!!
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waswashere
| 0
More lube next time?
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rubberduckie94
| 13
I see the logic in question. Stand in front of a mirror. Hold second smaller mirror behind you at rump with one hand. Apply neosporin with other hand. Sounds rustic and unnecessarily difficult but it works.
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ThisIsMyReign
| 4
Stop using brown to red to know when to stop wiping.
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periwinkle95
| 10
Ahh.. Buttholes. What a delightful subject.
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Gtaylorfication
| 0
Or stand with your back to the mirror bend over and look through your legs 0___o
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Idonebeenhad
| 17
...how did you manage to get cut there...?
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RadikulRam
| 16
#8 just put the mirror on the ground, stand on it and enjoy staring into your bleeding, gaping asshole *shivers*
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lylotrezor
| 20
Bad constipation, shaving accident?
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csickcman
| 11
What did you do OP? Sit on a lightbulb?
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kyarush
| 10
iPhone. Always worth the money.
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Driveshaft
| 5
So...many...questions!
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tjv3
| 10
Maybe OP ate sunflower seeds whole shells and all. Or maybe the sat on something or maybe OP likes to take it up the pooper
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efemel94
| 7
8 are you not familiar with the concept of bending over?
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satanrox
| 0
That's how it got cut in the first place I bet
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lord_jimmington
| 0
Hahahaha!! Ahh good call, 183.
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rawr_ily96
| 24
I'm thinking anal fissures are what OP meant. Normally caused by really hard, dry, and yes, large poop, which you normally get after being constipated for a while.
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applebramble
| 22
Shaving can be one of the reasons someone accidentally cuts their butt hole but then there's another reason as well; my mum had digestion problems and wasn't doing her number 2s . Obviously it built up after 3 days . She took this medicine that was supposed to force it out of her and it worked , although her turds were abnormally big and almost hard as rock . It kinda ripped a bit of her butt hole . It looked very agonising ):
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LexSwift
| 17
What in the world are you sticking up there that it's cutting you?
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TheRealBruce
| 12
He likes guys with needle dicks.
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tanneriscool
| 2
I figured it out.. He's the jar squatter.
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fancyclown
| 9
Edward Scissorhands.
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thebottomdog
| 0
Ive taken shits before and wiped and there was blood because my stool was so massive.. So doesnt mean anything was shoved up there :p
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ScaughtieHolden
| 11
Reminds me of Jason Mraz. "And bending over backwards just to try to see it clearer"
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Buttsexpirate
| 9
People just dot know what to do with their butts anymore.they treat em with no respect.
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Wederoney
| 16
29, how dare you reminding me of that video.
I was hoping OP was a girl.
I was hoping OP was a girl.
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doubleohseven
| 0
Guys, it was clearly caused by anal sex witha robot
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melbournearsenal
| 18
Pindick?
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shumian
| 4
If you've ever watched jersey shore, you've seen at least 4 a**holes
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caligirl5225
| 0
#29 I have spent the better part of 4 years trying to forget that godawful video and here u are throwing it in my face again....and the healing process must begin again *sigh*
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d3sigN8t3dDruNk
| 1
Jersey shore is for fags.
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DQEight
| 8
100-
Fisto from fallout new Vegas?!
Fisto from fallout new Vegas?!
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ananonymousguy
| 0
Why doesn't anyone take hemorrhoids into consideration. They are the worst. Especially sneezing. Oh god bad memories.
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alphadog777
| 0
10 fingers
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yuri63f6
| 7
Goatse
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yellowman57
| 13
That's fucking gross you sick fuck
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EwahWeeWah
| 21
It's possible it could've been a tear in the sphincter instead of an actual cut.
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JoshTheMaggot
| 8
How did you get a cut on your butt hole in the first place? Sharp objects aren't meant for the ass..
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OAAS
| 0
Well that's just like, your opinion, man.
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GovernorGeneral
| 8
Yes they are.
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L1v3_L0v3_Lau9h
| 18
People have some pretty weird fetishes. O.o
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ryanisexy
| 5
Just like you can get cut amywhere else. You can get cuts through clothing. Also, OP could of sat on something
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babeeskf
| 3
And cut his butHOLE!!?? I don't think so
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SuperKnuckels
| 6
i got a crack on my ass too! :D
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lilley21
| 2
Lolz!!
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heyguysitsjosh
| 8
Maybe op is a rough wiper.
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dansco
| 24
Itchy pants?! Cut themselves shaving?! lol
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purecpu
| 0
The Question is, "How did the cut get there in the first place?!?!"
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xSonic
| 9
4..... I'm sorry
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dreamering
| 16
Ask ninjas
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rubberduckie94
| 13
He was making out with his crush, threw his glasses, then say on them.
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cosmosis
| 12
Mixing sandpaper for toilet paper? Or whilst shaving ass hair? Ot sitting on a sharp object? Or maybe some sort of sex act?
How else would you get a cut there?
How else would you get a cut there?
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AnagenisisZagus
| 13
Welcome to the Fail Thread where even an acehole like myself can get attention. :D
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willywillywonka
| 0
Haha
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GroovyGravy
| 7
Aliens
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evilscorpi
| 29
hey at least you got it treated, nothings wrong with that.
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skeezle
| 0
Brown eye to eyePhone lol
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TourettesGuyFTW
| 25
well in this case the phone is acting as his eyes...
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dookiedoo
| 0
Surprise buttsecks???
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cosmosis
| 12
... Your moustache and wig look horrible..
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dookiedoo
| 0
You just wanna ride the mustache
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RougeRamirez
| 8
Is that a Jenna Marbles reference?
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XanderJayNix
| 17
Jenna Marbles is awesome!
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wriptidez
| 0
its an anal fissure.. see doc
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TrippingOnAcid
| 29
Have you heard of the 'mirror'? Genius invention,that
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WCARlover
| 34
Do you really need to see the cut though? I imagine I'd just aim for my general butthole area and just apply it :p
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nissanman_fml
| 16
If he was planning on giving his friends and family the play-by-play later on, then yes, he needed to see it. Otherwise, I'd say probably not.
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Ins_Knie
| 2
I thought it was just a saying that some people can't find their own butt...
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smr167
| 6
...with both hands...