By 11niko - 02/02/2012 04:57 - United States

Today, I tried to treat a cut on my butt hole with Neosporin. I couldn't see it properly, so I had to use the front-facing camera on my phone. FML
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What in the world are you sticking up there that it's cutting you?

How did you get a cut on your butt hole in the first place? Sharp objects aren't meant for the ass..

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What's wrong with a mirror?

Well I'm not sure about you, but my butt hole and eyes are on two different sides of my body. Unless using a small portable mirror it would be fairly hard to see.

Neosporin = lequahid nitroghen?

How do u even get a cut on ur butthole?

Never in my life have I cut my butt hole.. I can't even think of a way to accidentally do that O.o

shaving the ass fro?

Damn it! Your right. I seriously didn't think of that at all.. But I'm way to careful when I'm shaving my taint.

mmm is it weird if u use the camera just to look??...

Yes it is. But we've all seen our butt holes so it's not too crazy.

The guy he had sex with had a pointy dick. Thats why he has a cut on his butthole.

I can se where #1s coming from. He probably used the phone cause he didnt have a portable mirror or (theres less of a chance for this) he wanted to take pictures...

don't wipe so vigorously. xD

47 - I've never seen my a**hole, but now that OP put this thought in my head...I probably will today! Damn you OP!!

More lube next time?

I see the logic in question. Stand in front of a mirror. Hold second smaller mirror behind you at rump with one hand. Apply neosporin with other hand. Sounds rustic and unnecessarily difficult but it works.

Stop using brown to red to know when to stop wiping.

Ahh.. Buttholes. What a delightful subject.

Or stand with your back to the mirror bend over and look through your legs 0___o

...how did you manage to get cut there...?

#8 just put the mirror on the ground, stand on it and enjoy staring into your bleeding, gaping asshole *shivers*

Bad constipation, shaving accident?

What did you do OP? Sit on a lightbulb?

iPhone. Always worth the money.

So...many...questions!

Maybe OP ate sunflower seeds whole shells and all. Or maybe the sat on something or maybe OP likes to take it up the pooper

8 are you not familiar with the concept of bending over?

That's how it got cut in the first place I bet

Hahahaha!! Ahh good call, 183.

I'm thinking anal fissures are what OP meant. Normally caused by really hard, dry, and yes, large poop, which you normally get after being constipated for a while.

Shaving can be one of the reasons someone accidentally cuts their butt hole but then there's another reason as well; my mum had digestion problems and wasn't doing her number 2s . Obviously it built up after 3 days . She took this medicine that was supposed to force it out of her and it worked , although her turds were abnormally big and almost hard as rock . It kinda ripped a bit of her butt hole . It looked very agonising ):

What in the world are you sticking up there that it's cutting you?

He likes guys with needle dicks.

I figured it out.. He's the jar squatter.

Edward Scissorhands.

Ive taken shits before and wiped and there was blood because my stool was so massive.. So doesnt mean anything was shoved up there :p

Reminds me of Jason Mraz. "And bending over backwards just to try to see it clearer"

People just dot know what to do with their butts anymore.they treat em with no respect.

29, how dare you reminding me of that video. I was hoping OP was a girl.

Guys, it was clearly caused by anal sex witha robot

If you've ever watched jersey shore, you've seen at least 4 a**holes

#29 I have spent the better part of 4 years trying to forget that godawful video and here u are throwing it in my face again....and the healing process must begin again *sigh*

Jersey shore is for fags.

100- Fisto from fallout new Vegas?!

Why doesn't anyone take hemorrhoids into consideration. They are the worst. Especially sneezing. Oh god bad memories.

That's fucking gross you sick fuck

It's possible it could've been a tear in the sphincter instead of an actual cut.

How did you get a cut on your butt hole in the first place? Sharp objects aren't meant for the ass..

Well that's just like, your opinion, man.

People have some pretty weird fetishes. O.o

Just like you can get cut amywhere else. You can get cuts through clothing. Also, OP could of sat on something

And cut his butHOLE!!?? I don't think so

i got a crack on my ass too! :D

Maybe op is a rough wiper.

Itchy pants?! Cut themselves shaving?! lol

The Question is, "How did the cut get there in the first place?!?!"

4..... I'm sorry

He was making out with his crush, threw his glasses, then say on them.

Mixing sandpaper for toilet paper? Or whilst shaving ass hair? Ot sitting on a sharp object? Or maybe some sort of sex act? How else would you get a cut there?

Welcome to the Fail Thread where even an acehole like myself can get attention. :D

hey at least you got it treated, nothings wrong with that.

Brown eye to eyePhone lol

well in this case the phone is acting as his eyes...

Surprise buttsecks???

... Your moustache and wig look horrible..

You just wanna ride the mustache

Is that a Jenna Marbles reference?

Jenna Marbles is awesome!

its an anal fissure.. see doc

Have you heard of the 'mirror'? Genius invention,that

Do you really need to see the cut though? I imagine I'd just aim for my general butthole area and just apply it :p

If he was planning on giving his friends and family the play-by-play later on, then yes, he needed to see it. Otherwise, I'd say probably not.

I thought it was just a saying that some people can't find their own butt...

...with both hands...