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I see the logic in question. Stand in front of a mirror. Hold second smaller mirror behind you at rump with one hand. Apply neosporin with other hand. Sounds rustic and unnecessarily difficult but it works.

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I'm thinking anal fissures are what OP meant. Normally caused by really hard, dry, and yes, large poop, which you normally get after being constipated for a while.

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Shaving can be one of the reasons someone accidentally cuts their butt hole but then there's another reason as well; my mum had digestion problems and wasn't doing her number 2s . Obviously it built up after 3 days . She took this medicine that was supposed to force it out of her and it worked , although her turds were abnormally big and almost hard as rock . It kinda ripped a bit of her butt hole . It looked very agonising ):

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#29 I have spent the better part of 4 years trying to forget that godawful video and here u are throwing it in my face again....and the healing process must begin again *sigh*

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Mixing sandpaper for toilet paper? Or whilst shaving ass hair? Ot sitting on a sharp object? Or maybe some sort of sex act? How else would you get a cut there?

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Today, I called asking about a job I interviewed for 3 weeks ago. It's a scummy call center where known drug addicts work. They told me I wasn't getting the job. I guess my high school diploma and being drug-free makes me not good enough to work there. FML

By lexithepirate - / Tuesday 30 December 2015 18:40 / United States - Adrian
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