Today, my girlfriend told me there was good news and bad news. Bad news: she's pregnant. Good news: I'm probably not the father. FML
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Today, my girlfriend told me she was pregnant. She also said I'm going to be an uncle. FML
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Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. I also found out that the dad has a fiancée. FML
Today, my girlfriend blew up at me for a comment I had made several weeks ago about not wanting kids. Then, she told me that she's pregnant. After consoling her and telling her that whatever we do, we'll do it together, she further explained that she's not sure if it's mine. FML
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Top comments
bobbycorwen 5
That's great news for in the long run! For now, no. I am sorry she's a cheating *****. :(
kjcamaro3 5
No diaper changing for you...more good news!!!
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Comments (230)
superpoptart 24
I'm glad that there are some funny FMLs now.
slip44knot 1
well that is kind of a good new
jan25th2011 1
good 4 u man
bigdaddy93 8
u may have dodged a giant bullet there a kid is a lot of work
Ducks2011 0
Donkey punch that bitch now. Cheating ****.
twaumat 28
take the good news and leave bro!
1happymummy 14
At least she didnt trick you into thinking it was yours, but still, that is terrible, sorry :(
karlynichole 5
Hmm.. Did u want a kid? If so then I'm seedy it might not be urs. If u didn't really want kids then there is hope of it not being urs. Sorry about ur girl friend and mostly I'm sorry for this kid. But if it is urs then treat it well and be there for ur possible kid
VixSparda 5
thats double bad though x.x
Khatar_fml 0
At least you don't have to hang around for 9 months and then find out later on Maury that you're NOT the father.