Today, my girlfriend told me there was good news and bad news. Bad news: she's pregnant. Good news: I'm probably not the father. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
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Today, my girlfriend blew up at me for a comment I had made several weeks ago about not wanting kids. Then, she told me that she's pregnant. After consoling her and telling her that whatever we do, we'll do it together, she further explained that she's not sure if it's mine. FML
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Top comments
bobbycorwen 5
That's great news for in the long run! For now, no. I am sorry she's a cheating *****. :(
kjcamaro3 5
No diaper changing for you...more good news!!!
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Comments (230)
Mkbitch 2
Wow!! That blows op:( Hope you dumped her trashy no class having ass.
SchellShocka 1
Move on bro! That's the best news you can get from a *****. There's plenty more out there for you and probably can/will do way better.
Bullheard 0
thats messed up...
bubgarcia909 0
When ur a sucka! U get treated like one.
slip44knot 1
save the castle screw the princess.
tangooscarmike 4
Winning.
gooldbaby12 0
Shouldnt she being pregnant be the good news and you might not be the father the bad? Prolly the least of your worries lol :P
ShadowPeo 11
Ditch the bitch
Paulavast 0
sounds like you dodged a bullet, which she then caught with her ******.
jesedro 0
You should've said this: " bad news for you too I have been diagnosed with AIDS. And was too afraid to tell you... Hope we can still be together??" lol