Tyler Smith
United States
Today, my girlfriend thinks my house is filled with ghosts. She can only hear them when I fart. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
pikachu
United States
Today, my girlfriend farted in her sleep, woke me up because it was so damn loud, and my room smelt like rotten noodles for about an hour. FML
CHStennis_4
United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Because she farted, and thought it was "too awkward". FML
Gas-pingForAir
Columbia, United States
Today, my girlfriend managed to trap a fart in her nightgown and carry it all the way from the bathroom, into our bedroom, and finally into our bed. FML
Anonymous
Newmarket, Canada
Today, I found dog poop in my room that had probably been there for days. My girlfriend, who was watching the house, said she didn't realize it was there, because she thought it was the smell of her own farts. FML
poopydaddy
Oakville, Canada
Today, I found out that every time my girlfriend takes a big dump, she pretends as if she's giving birth and screams uncontrollably. I just moved in with her. FML
wtf??
It's a gas gas gas
Today, it took a whole year to convince my girlfriend to sleep in the same bed as me, because she was afraid she’d fart. Every time, I assured her she was just being paranoid. Turns out, she farts more than anyone I’ve ever slept with. Combined. FML
Anonymous
Berlin, Germany
Don't answer
Today, I thought I felt my cellphone vibrating. Turned out it was just my girlfriend letting out a vicious fart against my leg. FML
Anonymous
Minneapolis, United States
Occam's razor
Today, my girlfriend tried explaining a duck flying into our living room and taking a shit everywhere as "paranormal activity". FML
P0wned
France
Ouch!
Today, in the middle of the night, I was punched in the face by my frightened girlfriend, who had just been awoken by her own fart. FML
kittydead
Canada
Today, when I was at my girlfriend's house, I farted and blamed it on the cat. I forgot the cat died 2 weeks ago. FML
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Miss_Michaela 10
At least it wasn't a huge, junk-rattling fart.
icic6772 0
Ghost fart!!!
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Comments (145)
Okayitwasme 0
Time to bless the house. Got any friends who know how?
DrOfTheInternet 6
Thats just Ghastly.
perdix 31
Sounds like synesthesia to me -- she "hears" the smells of dead flesh rotting at the gates of hell. Go on a bland diet and soon she'll "hear" Casper the Friendly Ghost.
ctlnaaia71 8
There's no ghost in your house, just one disgusting pig!
Savra_fml 17
So, you have never let one go?
mikeymayhem_87 15
Is she the fart-whisperer?
hellokitty76 1
hey , maybe ur farts smell so bad that even the ghost can't stand it , and have no choice to complain ... Lmao
bubo_fml 11
Actually, some pretty horrible shit has fallen out of my ass too, but no one's tried to communicate with it as far as I know...Except me...
Tonka_Cookie 10
lmfao, so true :'D
LaDeFreakinDa 4
I'm legitimately crying lolol
vogueart 0
Did you ever happen to explain to her they were your fart noises? Or you just played along.
Foxy_On_Fire 21
she stupid
J3R3MYY 14
You nasty
ShAdow7mcNugGet 7
It was a ghost alright! A shit ghost!!!