It's a gas gas gas

By wtf?? - 17/01/2022 02:02

Today, it took a whole year to convince my girlfriend to sleep in the same bed as me, because she was afraid she’d fart. Every time, I assured her she was just being paranoid. Turns out, she farts more than anyone I’ve ever slept with. Combined. FML
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I mean James Joyce as a fan of that kind of thing… But speaking seriously if it’s really that much of a problem she might want to see a doctor. It could be some sort of digestive disorder like lactose intolerance, or something else that’s treatable.

Charcoal underpants or get back on Tinder!

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I mean James Joyce as a fan of that kind of thing… But speaking seriously if it’s really that much of a problem she might want to see a doctor. It could be some sort of digestive disorder like lactose intolerance, or something else that’s treatable.

Charcoal underpants or get back on Tinder!

You made your bed now you have to lie in it. lol