Too late to DUMP her now.

That would be a bit harsh. I don't think that it would be that bad. If you really like her, it shouldn't bother you that much. If anything, go outside while she does that. haha

whoosh

It was a pun

lol. It's even capitalised.

Wow it seems as though this joke went straight down the toilet.

I was gonna reply with a whitty comment, but I don't give a crap.

Nice pun

At least its partice for when she is

*practice Yeah, and when and if that time comes, she'll realize pushing poo is nothing compared to pushing out a baby.

then again it might just be the infamous "Mud Butt"

#3 I love you

She might be wanting kids...watch out

or maybe she just finds pooing boring and finds ways to pass the time. i read personally, but whatever floats your boat...

PUSH!!! I CAN SEE THE HEAD!!!

IT'S CROWNING!!

how many Kourics was it?

Now you got me thinking Fat Bastard. "Oh, boyeh, I gah a bih of a castle 'ead pokin out, eh?"

If only childbirth was like taking a big dump..

It kinda is... It's just a giant 8 pound screaming dump that comes out the vagina

Well... I mean most people do take a dump while giving birth...

#71: Is your picture from SWTOR?

Sneak laxatives in her food. Then she wont have to push so hard lol Jk

I once had a girlfriend tell me 'I don't care how big and messy it is, it's still nothing like giving birth'.

She apparently likes crowning her poop with loud noises. Be glad she doesn't text your family what shape it is.

But this one looked so much more like a banana than the last one!!

So, when she's done, does she wait around for the afterbirth? And, are you starting a college fund for each one? That could work out expensive.

that was shit

#30, isn't this whole discussion, though?

Perdix, I believe he meant to say " That was THE shit!"