Today, I found out that every time my girlfriend takes a big dump, she pretends as if she's giving birth and screams uncontrollably. I just moved in with her. FML
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delaneyluke
| 5
Too late to DUMP her now.
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ekb777
| 13
If only childbirth was like taking a big dump..
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delaneyluke
| 5
Too late to DUMP her now.
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Offspring_fml
| 27
That would be a bit harsh. I don't think that it would be that bad. If you really like her, it shouldn't bother you that much. If anything, go outside while she does that. haha
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Morgneer
| 2
whoosh
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Jelbeztok
| 17
It was a pun
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apax
| 9
lol. It's even capitalised.
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adam3650
| 12
Wow it seems as though this joke went straight down the toilet.
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BRLHP
| 24
I was gonna reply with a whitty comment, but I don't give a crap.
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Starrbabie
| 11
Nice pun
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bloody_neko14
| 8
At least its partice for when she is
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Misswildsides
| 22
*practice
Yeah, and when and if that time comes, she'll realize pushing poo is nothing compared to pushing out a baby.
Yeah, and when and if that time comes, she'll realize pushing poo is nothing compared to pushing out a baby.
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franzanosuke13
| 7
then again it might just be the infamous "Mud Butt"
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linjizzy
| 6
#3 I love you
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PeaceIsFree
| 9
She might be wanting kids...watch out
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MuseFan1991
| 14
or maybe she just finds pooing boring and finds ways to pass the time. i read personally, but whatever floats your boat...
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Matt_greener
| 8
PUSH!!! I CAN SEE THE HEAD!!!
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lordslaya53
| 14
IT'S CROWNING!!
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MuseFan1991
| 14
how many Kourics was it?
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gc327072
| 29
Now you got me thinking Fat Bastard.
"Oh, boyeh, I gah a bih of a castle 'ead pokin out, eh?"
"Oh, boyeh, I gah a bih of a castle 'ead pokin out, eh?"
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ekb777
| 13
If only childbirth was like taking a big dump..
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21jason
| 9
It kinda is... It's just a giant 8 pound screaming dump that comes out the vagina
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netsirkylime2
| 9
Well... I mean most people do take a dump while giving birth...
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Threnody666
| 19
#71: Is your picture from SWTOR?
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BadApple88
| 29
Sneak laxatives in her food. Then she wont have to push so hard lol Jk
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Zebediabolical
| 39
I once had a girlfriend tell me 'I don't care how big and messy it is, it's still nothing like giving birth'.
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olpally
| 32
She apparently likes crowning her poop with loud noises. Be glad she doesn't text your family what shape it is.
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VeganVampyre
| 26
But this one looked so much more like a banana than the last one!!
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perdix
| 29
So, when she's done, does she wait around for the afterbirth?
And, are you starting a college fund for each one? That could work out expensive.
And, are you starting a college fund for each one? That could work out expensive.
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pennies_lane
| 6
that was shit
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perdix
| 29
#30, isn't this whole discussion, though?
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liss0711
| 10
Perdix, I believe he meant to say " That was THE shit!"