By poopydaddy - 03/05/2013 11:32 - Canada - Oakville

Today, I found out that every time my girlfriend takes a big dump, she pretends as if she's giving birth and screams uncontrollably. I just moved in with her. FML
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ekb777 13

If only childbirth was like taking a big dump..

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Offspring_fml 27

That would be a bit harsh. I don't think that it would be that bad. If you really like her, it shouldn't bother you that much. If anything, go outside while she does that. haha

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adam3650 12

Wow it seems as though this joke went straight down the toilet.

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BRLHP 24

I was gonna reply with a whitty comment, but I don't give a crap.

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Misswildsides 22

*practice Yeah, and when and if that time comes, she'll realize pushing poo is nothing compared to pushing out a baby.

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PeaceIsFree 9

She might be wanting kids...watch out

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MuseFan1991 14

or maybe she just finds pooing boring and finds ways to pass the time. i read personally, but whatever floats your boat...

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gc327072 30

Now you got me thinking Fat Bastard. "Oh, boyeh, I gah a bih of a castle 'ead pokin out, eh?"

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ekb777 13

If only childbirth was like taking a big dump..

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21jason 9

It kinda is... It's just a giant 8 pound screaming dump that comes out the ******

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netsirkylime2 9

Well... I mean most people do take a dump while giving birth...

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Threnody666 19

#71: Is your picture from SWTOR?

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BadApple88 29

Sneak laxatives in her food. Then she wont have to push so hard lol Jk

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Zebediabolical 39

I once had a girlfriend tell me 'I don't care how big and messy it is, it's still nothing like giving birth'.

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olpally 32

She apparently likes crowning her poop with loud noises. Be glad she doesn't text your family what shape it is.

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VeganVampyre 26

But this one looked so much more like a banana than the last one!!

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perdix 29

So, when she's done, does she wait around for the afterbirth? And, are you starting a college fund for each one? That could work out expensive.

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perdix 29

#30, isn't this whole discussion, though?

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liss0711 10

Perdix, I believe he meant to say " That was THE shit!"

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