By poopydaddy - 03/05/2013 11:32 - Canada - Oakville

Today, I found out that every time my girlfriend takes a big dump, she pretends as if she's giving birth and screams uncontrollably. I just moved in with her. FML
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delaneyluke 5
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Too late to DUMP her now.

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ekb777 13
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If only childbirth was like taking a big dump..

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delaneyluke 5
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Too late to DUMP her now.

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Offspring_fml 27
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That would be a bit harsh. I don't think that it would be that bad. If you really like her, it shouldn't bother you that much. If anything, go outside while she does that. haha

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Jelbeztok 17

It was a pun

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apax 9
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lol. It's even capitalised.

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adam3650 12
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Wow it seems as though this joke went straight down the toilet.

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BRLHP 24
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I was gonna reply with a whitty comment, but I don't give a crap.

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bloody_neko14 8
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At least its partice for when she is

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Misswildsides 22

*practice Yeah, and when and if that time comes, she'll realize pushing poo is nothing compared to pushing out a baby.

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franzanosuke13 7
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then again it might just be the infamous "Mud Butt"

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PeaceIsFree 9

She might be wanting kids...watch out

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MuseFan1991 14
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or maybe she just finds pooing boring and finds ways to pass the time. i read personally, but whatever floats your boat...

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Matt_greener 8
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PUSH!!! I CAN SEE THE HEAD!!!

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MuseFan1991 14
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how many Kourics was it?

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gc327072 30
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Now you got me thinking Fat Bastard. "Oh, boyeh, I gah a bih of a castle 'ead pokin out, eh?"

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ekb777 13
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If only childbirth was like taking a big dump..

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21jason 9
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It kinda is... It's just a giant 8 pound screaming dump that comes out the vagina

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netsirkylime2 9
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Well... I mean most people do take a dump while giving birth...

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Threnody666 19

#71: Is your picture from SWTOR?

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BadApple88 29
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Sneak laxatives in her food. Then she wont have to push so hard lol Jk

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Zebediabolical 39
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I once had a girlfriend tell me 'I don't care how big and messy it is, it's still nothing like giving birth'.

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olpally 32

She apparently likes crowning her poop with loud noises. Be glad she doesn't text your family what shape it is.

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VeganVampyre 26
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But this one looked so much more like a banana than the last one!!

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perdix 29

So, when she's done, does she wait around for the afterbirth? And, are you starting a college fund for each one? That could work out expensive.

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perdix 29

#30, isn't this whole discussion, though?

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liss0711 10
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Perdix, I believe he meant to say " That was THE shit!"

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