Tyler Smith
United States
Today, my girlfriend thinks my house is filled with ghosts. She can only hear them when I fart. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
pikachu
United States
Today, my girlfriend farted in her sleep, woke me up because it was so damn loud, and my room smelt like rotten noodles for about an hour. FML
CHStennis_4
United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Because she farted, and thought it was "too awkward". FML
Gas-pingForAir
Columbia, United States
Today, my girlfriend managed to trap a fart in her nightgown and carry it all the way from the bathroom, into our bedroom, and finally into our bed. FML
Anonymous
Newmarket, Canada
Today, I found dog poop in my room that had probably been there for days. My girlfriend, who was watching the house, said she didn't realize it was there, because she thought it was the smell of her own farts. FML
poopydaddy
Oakville, Canada
Today, I found out that every time my girlfriend takes a big dump, she pretends as if she's giving birth and screams uncontrollably. I just moved in with her. FML
wtf??
It's a gas gas gas
Today, it took a whole year to convince my girlfriend to sleep in the same bed as me, because she was afraid she’d fart. Every time, I assured her she was just being paranoid. Turns out, she farts more than anyone I’ve ever slept with. Combined. FML
Anonymous
Berlin, Germany
Don't answer
Today, I thought I felt my cellphone vibrating. Turned out it was just my girlfriend letting out a vicious fart against my leg. FML
Anonymous
Minneapolis, United States
Occam's razor
Today, my girlfriend tried explaining a duck flying into our living room and taking a shit everywhere as "paranormal activity". FML
P0wned
France
Ouch!
Today, in the middle of the night, I was punched in the face by my frightened girlfriend, who had just been awoken by her own fart. FML
kittydead
Canada
Today, when I was at my girlfriend's house, I farted and blamed it on the cat. I forgot the cat died 2 weeks ago. FML
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Miss_Michaela 10
At least it wasn't a huge, junk-rattling fart.
icic6772 0
Ghost fart!!!
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Comments (145)
raphanne_fml 33
So, your butt is haunted?
DocBastard 40
Pootergeist?
Chazzasaurus 5
^this haha
mikeymayhem_87 15
Haha! That is funny as hell!! XD
MalloryKnox 8
time to call an ex-crement-orcist
sakforduc 0
Something strange. In the neighborhood. Who u gonna call? Fartbusters!
pinkdoll666 0
Is she blonde? Jk ;)
Wheredidgrungego 12
Tomorrow, I am bringing my girlfriend to the insane asylum.
Savra_fml 17
Bringing.....or taking? There is a difference.
p8ntcheck 4
Nice!
belkinbra 12
What have you been eating?
evilscorpi 29
You: *fart* Her: babe did you hear that??!!! I'm telling you this place is haunted! Lmfao
bjr1208 3
Might need to see a doctor.
leadman1989 16
Ass long ass they aren't telling her to do things I think you'll be ok butt if that changes GTFO!
sparxva 12
That's pretty funny actually. How often does she hear dead people?