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Your name says it all OP

It sounds like you guys are doing it wrong. Try it up her ass??


Nasty hahaha

You spelled "psychotic ex- girlfriend" wrong. Or, assuming you're still together, shove your dick up her ass next time you're having sex... Turnabout is fair play, right?

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So... Can I date your girlfriend and request 3 qtips?

Put me down for 10.

YDI for bushing your teeth naked

why would you break up with her for that 16??

65, OP's girlfriend raped him. That's only an exit! Not an entrance!

Did she say,"this is what you feel like"?

I bet she's just training for a career in proctology

1, Ur pic matches ur comment perfectly

16- So when a guy does it to a girl, everyone cheers them on, but when a girl does it to a guy, they deserved to be broken up with?

Did she at least give you the courtesy of a reach around ?

123, I don't know where you're from, but here rape isn't "cheered on".

But did she yell "Kadafied!!!!!" (or however you spell it)

Sounds like she just gave you permission to stick whatever you want in her bum; turnabout is fair play after all!

You just got GADDAFI'D!

Really, a q-tip in the ass is considered rape? Wow.

It sounds like you guys are doing it wrong. Try it up her ass??

No, they're doing it right. Q-tip stands for Queer-Tip. She knows what he likes.

Surprise butt sex is a never ending cycle. Then she'll try and shove a toothbrush and the cycle continues.

maybe your ass was dirty? no? *goes back to sleep*

Thanks for the weekly wisdom, Buttsexpirate. =]

Next time surprise her with the end of your toothbrush

You're wife is a bitch. And so is revenge. REVENGE!!!!!!

Time for some anal fun

Your name says it all OP

If OP is complaining about a Q-tip, he'll never survive a prostate exam.

I taught her well.

36 - Prostate exams are usually scheduled and expected. The Qtip? Not so much.

Why was he not wearing Clothes anyway?

I'm not a bible freak and I thumbed you down.

I thumbed you down for assuming because someone is a prude they must be a bible freak. The real question is why is it there are so many people approving the YDI for being naked comments? If you can't be naked in the privacy of your own home where do you idiots approve it?

What is a op? Jw

Well, I thumbed you down because you're a sarcastic little dick.

Stop being gay bitches.

That's just wrong in so many ways. At least it wasn't something bigger like an electric tooth brush.

If its wrong, why's our g-spot up in there?

It's not a g spot, ass. Only a women has a "g spot" and the latest theory on that is it is actually just part of the clitoris. If anything it would be a "p spot" as it is just stimulating the prostate.

Someone took my comment way too seriously. Calm down, sparky, not enough prostate rubs?

In case it has to be spelled out for you, it's referred to as g-spot because of its similar stimulative response to the so-called female g-spot, not because it necessarily shares similar anatomical origins.

....or the whole tube of toothpaste

That's what he gets for brushing his teeth while naked.



You beat me to it! But still lmfao!!!

Nah Daniel Tosh made up a new thing. Q-Tipping, porn involving Q-Tips. Ghadaffi Q-Tipping, oh fuck accidently gave myself a boner.

YOU BEAT ME TO IT. XDDDDD Credit to you. :3

Haha nice mate you also beat me to it!

I hate it when that happens. At least it wasn't the penis.

If his girlfriend has a penis I think a q-tip up the ass is the least of his problems

Touché 113.

Inthemouthanduptheass? ^_^

stick yours up hers.

Ya! Use your own Q-tip OP!

No. Just whip your damn schlong out and butt fuck the shit outta her......well not literally but you know what I mean

I guess she felt the need to shove a tip in you, since you always shove your tip in her.



Your hair is AWESOME. You're beautiful.

Haha well said an yes your hair=awesome!

bro that is nasty but funny as a monkeys uncle on crack

Have you ever seen a monkey's uncle on crack? No.. no you have not. You think a monkey on crack is funny? It isn't.. its scary as fuck.. throwing shit everywhere and what not..

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That's Intresting

No, but it's interesting