Surprisebuttsecks?
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend shoved a Q-tip up my ass while I was brushing my teeth. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
PerfectBoyfriend
Reet, Belgium 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend got pissed because she thought she heard me masturbating in the bathroom. I was brushing my teeth. FML
Sir Vom-a-lot
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
West Drayton, United Kingdom
Wuss
Today, my girlfriend and I got to the stage in our relationship where she thinks its okay to change her tampon whilst I brush my teeth. FML
i fking love docb
Christiansted, Virgin Islands, U.S.
Today, I watched my girlfriend slowly floss her teeth, and then eat what showed up on the floss. FML
Noname
France
Today, whilst brushing my teeth, I fell asleep, poking myself in the eye with my toothbrush. FML
TwiceDaily,Kids
United States
Today, my girlfriend got pissed when I told her she needed to brush her teeth more than once a day. I could smell her breath from across the bed. FML
davincourt
Apollo Beach, United States
Today, I woke up to my girlfriend wiping a booger off her finger and onto my lip. FML
quadropheniac
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked into the bathroom and found my sister cleaning her vibrator. With my toothbrush. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I refused to share a toothbrush with her. FML
jeesh
United States
Today, my girlfriend caught me picking my nose and eating the booger. FML
slayerdeath
Valparaiso, United States
Today, my girlfriend went in for a kiss too fast and broke my front tooth. FML
Top comments
WCARlover 35
Your name says it all OP
jpoole 4
It sounds like you guys are doing it wrong. Try it up her ass??
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Comments (270)
mspoutylips 8
She's jus getting the hard to reach places ;)
ohSNAPyall 27
Reach!
Wise_Old_Guy 3
Prostate handjob anyone?
CassieMarieee 7
She has a sense of humor? Be happy :)
construction 7
I'm sure you don't like things being shoved up your rear end ... Right?
FollowMe 2
You could be wrong. Just saying. *walks away*
underguarded 20
I wonder how clean it came out.
KiddNYC1O 22
That's nasty. Hahaha.
xNephilim 19
Most likely pretty clean. The area immediately after the anus is not used for storing feces. That's farther "up there". There probably will be some residue but that should be it.
cobalttanker 14
Hahaha
ibeinpain 5
The question now is, did you happen to like it?
btnhdude 0
There was a question?
diidiimi 10
There is now.
LexyRae 0
Thinking she wants to get freaky haha
FollowMe 2
Aha, Girlfriend La Quena Esta Amanda Loca WTF? Surprise butt sex!
FollowMe 2
Misspelled lol. Sorry. Hey, it happens, right?
NoLongerExists 11
I wonder what the **** you were trying to write there...
FollowMe 2
It's a song lol. No more wondering. Sak Noel by the loca people. xD
ILoveEggnog 7
And that's why I don't brush my teeth in the nude.
yeti0718 8
I'm puzzled. Do you brush your teeth in the nude? How else could your girlfriend surprise but sex you?
Torva_fml 16
She's a ******* ninja... OBVIOUSLY.