Surprisebuttsecks?
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend shoved a Q-tip up my ass while I was brushing my teeth. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
PerfectBoyfriend
Reet, Belgium 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend got pissed because she thought she heard me masturbating in the bathroom. I was brushing my teeth. FML
Sir Vom-a-lot
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
West Drayton, United Kingdom
Wuss
Today, my girlfriend and I got to the stage in our relationship where she thinks its okay to change her tampon whilst I brush my teeth. FML
i fking love docb
Christiansted, Virgin Islands, U.S.
Today, I watched my girlfriend slowly floss her teeth, and then eat what showed up on the floss. FML
Noname
France
Today, whilst brushing my teeth, I fell asleep, poking myself in the eye with my toothbrush. FML
TwiceDaily,Kids
United States
Today, my girlfriend got pissed when I told her she needed to brush her teeth more than once a day. I could smell her breath from across the bed. FML
davincourt
Apollo Beach, United States
Today, I woke up to my girlfriend wiping a booger off her finger and onto my lip. FML
quadropheniac
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked into the bathroom and found my sister cleaning her vibrator. With my toothbrush. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I refused to share a toothbrush with her. FML
jeesh
United States
Today, my girlfriend caught me picking my nose and eating the booger. FML
slayerdeath
Valparaiso, United States
Today, my girlfriend went in for a kiss too fast and broke my front tooth. FML
Top comments
WCARlover 35
Your name says it all OP
jpoole 4
It sounds like you guys are doing it wrong. Try it up her ass??
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Comments (270)
Stoneyyay 5
i lol'd maybe next time it'll be a lubed up rubber sex toy moulded after ron jeremy :D suprise anal rape!!
iBiteRoses 22
It should be modeled after the Old Spice guy (IDK why though)
LexiWolfe 0
Sounds like something I would do to my boyfriend out of curiosity.
suavesuave 2
I can think of worse that could have went up your ass...
umm_Talk 9
you know you liked it.
N3766 20
Dejavu from #46
carllzbarkley 0
gaddafi!!!!!!!
greenmen 12
Lol, how r u gonna revenge it that's the ?
HoboSmeller 6
I had something really funny to say that immediately went away once I read your post, fml. and ps: I thumbed you down.
curios 0
Were u bending ova??? I can't see how she could stick it up your ass otherwise
dadof2 4
ummmm only one question why ???
zyth 4
Ahahaha. Funny and true.
spam11 1
Idk about you but that would have been the deal breaker for me.