Surprisebuttsecks?
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend shoved a Q-tip up my ass while I was brushing my teeth. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
PerfectBoyfriend
Reet, Belgium 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend got pissed because she thought she heard me masturbating in the bathroom. I was brushing my teeth. FML
Sir Vom-a-lot
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
West Drayton, United Kingdom
Wuss
Today, my girlfriend and I got to the stage in our relationship where she thinks its okay to change her tampon whilst I brush my teeth. FML
i fking love docb
Christiansted, Virgin Islands, U.S.
Today, I watched my girlfriend slowly floss her teeth, and then eat what showed up on the floss. FML
Noname
France
Today, whilst brushing my teeth, I fell asleep, poking myself in the eye with my toothbrush. FML
TwiceDaily,Kids
United States
Today, my girlfriend got pissed when I told her she needed to brush her teeth more than once a day. I could smell her breath from across the bed. FML
davincourt
Apollo Beach, United States
Today, I woke up to my girlfriend wiping a booger off her finger and onto my lip. FML
quadropheniac
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked into the bathroom and found my sister cleaning her vibrator. With my toothbrush. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I refused to share a toothbrush with her. FML
jeesh
United States
Today, my girlfriend caught me picking my nose and eating the booger. FML
slayerdeath
Valparaiso, United States
Today, my girlfriend went in for a kiss too fast and broke my front tooth. FML
Top comments
WCARlover 35
Your name says it all OP
jpoole 4
It sounds like you guys are doing it wrong. Try it up her ass??
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Comments (270)
Lunachic91 6
The comments would have been very different if OP was a woman.
BadKitty13 28
EWWW ! and owwwwww !
fo_86 0
Aaaaahahaha!!! I'm sorry but...hahaha!!!!
Herpes426 4
Stop complaining.. Doesn't feel bad if it just slides in... Besides, it comes out easily.
xrudeboyrock 29
what the..... what?
tjgarrick 8
Sounds like a fake story to me
PutzRacing 0
It's Q-tipping (as seen on Tosh.0)
thamack408 11
hahaha datz nothin,i had 2 stop my ex gf from shovin her ***** in my butt.......atleast 5times
mikelatts 4
Cleaning ur ears fail
Joser11 0
Were you naked? Howd she do that without you noticing?