Anonymous
Napier, New Zealand
Today, my girlfriend sent her new boyfriend over to my place to break up with me for her. FML
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whysheheartless
United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. By making out with her new boyfriend in front of me. FML
holla1787
United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Her birthday is tomorrow so she sent her new boyfriend to pick up her birthday present. FML
Anonymous
Qu?bec, Canada
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me by taping a breakup note to my doorstep and ding-dong-ditching me. FML
heartbrokenl12453
Movie night
Today, my girlfriend decided that the best place to break up with me was during a movie about two couples breaking up. FML
dumped
United States
Today, my girlfriend's best friend was dumped, and was absolutely depressed. My girlfriend thought she'd show her sympathy by breaking up with me so they "could be single together." FML
Anonymous
Harlingen, United States
Sabotage
Today, my girlfriend’s friend decided she wanted to tell her that I was flirting with other girls, just so we would break up. It worked. FML
loser
United States
Today, my fiancée broke up with me. Via a myspace message. While we were in the same apartment. FML
oink401
Canada
Today, my girlfriend came to my house crying because the guy who she has been cheating on me with doesn't want to be with her anymore. FML
Anonymous
Today, I called my boyfriend and a woman answered. Turns out, she's also his girlfriend. She broke up with me on his behalf. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Adding insult to injury
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. While he was dumping me, he was holding hands with his new girlfriend. FML
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Dt33345 13
Well someone's a bitch.
iAlissa 34
Your ex girlfriend is absolutely pathetic.
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Comments (76)
Linemanmike 17
I know the ex is a real bitch but why is no one giving the break up guy a hard time for breaking bro code. You just don't do that to a fellow man. Shameful
Waspinator1998 21
My brother did something similar to this with his girlfriend. He subsequently received a punch in the mouth. From me.
CyberGothic 16
Awesome. What more need be said?
CyberGothic 16
Even better than knocking out the messenger would've been: "She's all yours now, good luck with that."
ZY1431 24
well she has no balls to do it herself. and the new guy is already whipped. maybe it was for the better.
AngelLovesDerby 10
What a bitch.. Sorry to hear OP... Your better off!
mcm_3 16
Well.... Ya uhhhh.... Well shit
sunnyray812 42
Coward bitch.
Dcm210 19
You were always taught to give your used toys to the less fortunate.
cheshirecat13242 32
Yeah? How'd that transpire..?
cheshirecat13242 32
You have no idea as to the content of OP's character--thus you don't know if they deserve better.