Anonymous
Napier, New Zealand
Today, my girlfriend sent her new boyfriend over to my place to break up with me for her. FML
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whysheheartless
United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. By making out with her new boyfriend in front of me. FML
holla1787
United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Her birthday is tomorrow so she sent her new boyfriend to pick up her birthday present. FML
Anonymous
Qu?bec, Canada
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me by taping a breakup note to my doorstep and ding-dong-ditching me. FML
heartbrokenl12453
Movie night
Today, my girlfriend decided that the best place to break up with me was during a movie about two couples breaking up. FML
dumped
United States
Today, my girlfriend's best friend was dumped, and was absolutely depressed. My girlfriend thought she'd show her sympathy by breaking up with me so they "could be single together." FML
Anonymous
Harlingen, United States
Sabotage
Today, my girlfriend’s friend decided she wanted to tell her that I was flirting with other girls, just so we would break up. It worked. FML
loser
United States
Today, my fiancée broke up with me. Via a myspace message. While we were in the same apartment. FML
oink401
Canada
Today, my girlfriend came to my house crying because the guy who she has been cheating on me with doesn't want to be with her anymore. FML
Anonymous
Today, I called my boyfriend and a woman answered. Turns out, she's also his girlfriend. She broke up with me on his behalf. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Adding insult to injury
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. While he was dumping me, he was holding hands with his new girlfriend. FML
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Dt33345 13
Well someone's a bitch.
iAlissa 34
Your ex girlfriend is absolutely pathetic.
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Comments (76)
Devul143 12
What a pansy! And the fact that the other guy actually did it! Can't wait to see the FML he leaves when she does the same thing to him!! move on, OP...
itzjstnx 18
well at least he gets to deal with that now.... and you don't have to anymore.
bradix1186 12
He must be buying beers with his friends being a proud daddy! I would do the same thing!
Wolfipoo 31
That's the point where I invite him in to play some video games and become great friends, see how she reacts.
haphazardly 15
Don't trust it he's a stalker trying to get her
DLBL 22
It would have been great if you invited him in, had a few drinks, and made friends with him. It would piss her off. haha