Well someone's a bitch.

Your ex girlfriend is absolutely pathetic.

suggest a threesome, she will love the idea. before the intercourse insert a knife in your rectum. then shit on her during the intercourse, and when the blade comes out, sit on her face and penetrate her for the last time. it will be such a good prank; she love it. in fact, you may say she will love it to death.

You should have laughed joyfully and thanked him over and over for "getting her off your hands". Even went so far as to offer him money to keep her from trying to get you back. Man. That would have messed some shit up for her.

On the bright side, it's better than being told in a restraining order, if your ex is afraid of you. If she's not, and just being a manipulative bitch, you're way better off with her gone.

One day youre going to be eating a sandwich. Run into that guy while eating. And you're gonna ask him if he want the left overs of your sandwich too.

I understand that sometimes when a breakup is in the future its hard to tell the person that the relationship is over even if the feelings are no longer there (or at least it has been like that for me) in fear of hurting the person but damn.. seriously.. that's just dumb. same as when someone breaks up with their boyfriend or girlfriend over Facebook or something... sorry op! you'll find someone worth while though.

Yeah I'd punched him in the throat. Just saying.

Wow, the nerve of some people

Honestly you are better off

That's some powerful pussy

Don't worry, she's just getting your leftovers.