Anonymous
Napier, New Zealand
Today, my girlfriend sent her new boyfriend over to my place to break up with me for her. FML
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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Her birthday is tomorrow so she sent her new boyfriend to pick up her birthday present. FML
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Anonymous
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Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Adding insult to injury
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. While he was dumping me, he was holding hands with his new girlfriend. FML
Top comments
Dt33345 13
Well someone's a bitch.
iAlissa 34
Your ex girlfriend is absolutely pathetic.
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Comments (76)
ButterflyHaze 25
Think of it as a blessing... You don't need someone like that in your life. Ever.
junkman6 22
So the new boyfriend had to come break up with you for her? Does he not realize he's now the poor idiot stuck with the sociopathic bitch? Guys like that amaze me with their stupidity. Shake the shit off your boots and keep on walkin OP.
Jelbeztok 17
maybe he's just as much of an asshole as she is.
dawnimus 21
As long as there isn't a wedding dress nearby.
siniclehamster 16
Her new boyfreind will have dejavoo when her new new boyfreind comes knocking on his door.
laden_swallow09 34
*dejavu
Jayalferez 15
im suprise the guy actually listened to her
iAlissa 34
That is what you call "pussy whipped". That or she threatened him with a gun to his head until he went over.
RenoTheRhino 30
**** them and get a better girlfriend! Or enjoy being single.
Steve95401 49
You'll probably end up becoming good friends with this guy after he realizes what a psycho hosebeast this bitch is and dumps her.
xnyletak 17
Good riddance.
Spark_Slicker 19
Wow, talk about being spineless.
pwnman 33
Damn, your ex broke up with her mind also.
alex81596 6
You shoulda knocked his ass out