Today, my girlfriend sent her new boyfriend over to my place to break up with me for her. FML
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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. By making out with her new boyfriend in front of me. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Her birthday is tomorrow so she sent her new boyfriend to pick up her birthday present. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me by taping a breakup note to my doorstep and ding-dong-ditching me. FML
Movie night
Today, my girlfriend decided that the best place to break up with me was during a movie about two couples breaking up. FML
Today, my girlfriend's best friend was dumped, and was absolutely depressed. My girlfriend thought she'd show her sympathy by breaking up with me so they "could be single together." FML
Sabotage
Today, my girlfriend’s friend decided she wanted to tell her that I was flirting with other girls, just so we would break up. It worked. FML
Today, my fiancée broke up with me. Via a myspace message. While we were in the same apartment. FML
Today, my girlfriend came to my house crying because the guy who she has been cheating on me with doesn't want to be with her anymore. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend and a woman answered. Turns out, she's also his girlfriend. She broke up with me on his behalf. FML
Adding insult to injury
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. While he was dumping me, he was holding hands with his new girlfriend. FML
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Dt33345 13
Well someone's a bitch.
iAlissa 34
Your ex girlfriend is absolutely pathetic.
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Comments (76)
cypherwars 15
did you punch him in the FACE?
TheDrifter 23
Even assholes deserve a level of common courtesy that should be standard in society. And that standard is better than this, so in short, yes, regardless of the content of his character he deserves better.
simsgirlgem 25
What a crap move this is worse than when my uncles first wife left him without even a word she was leaving
Nicostream 16
I usually don't blame the third party when it comes to cheating, but this is just outrageous. If I had been said new boyfriend, I'd have dumped her on the spot for not being able to doit herself. And then that bitch would have learned a lesson. Your ex girlfriend is a bitch, and her new boyfriend is a pussy. I think they will get along well, while you find yourself someone who's worthy for you.
BrotherTheo 31
The fact is, to horrid places this can lead. We've all seen it. We have very little info, and we don't know what happened between the OP and their SO-We certainly don't know what transpired between the OP's 'ex' and their 'new' boyfriend. The Op wants to know? They should talk directly to the source, no games, no going through any middle people. "Is this what you want? Yes? OK, then good luck to the both of you" and get on with your lives or whatever but until they talk DIRECTLY with their 'ex' they can't know for sure. My one other suggestion to the OP? Be Cool, Mon. The last thing anyone needs is you going in there all pissy :).
azyjazy713 11
Perfect opportunity to tell him all of her dirty secrets. Cuz, hey, she deserves it.
magaoitin 4
Wow, that makes the breakup sex really awkward. Good Luck
Irakli_fml 5
Lmao, good she did.. who wants someone that does that LOL ... You're better off
turkeyblobs 5
*ex- girlfriend
Nurd4lyfe 7
Beat his ass then send him back to your ex girlfriend with another message. Send someone else to do your dirty work and more than one person gets hurt