Anonymous
Napier, New Zealand
Today, my girlfriend sent her new boyfriend over to my place to break up with me for her. FML
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whysheheartless
United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. By making out with her new boyfriend in front of me. FML
holla1787
United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Her birthday is tomorrow so she sent her new boyfriend to pick up her birthday present. FML
Anonymous
Qu?bec, Canada
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me by taping a breakup note to my doorstep and ding-dong-ditching me. FML
heartbrokenl12453
Movie night
Today, my girlfriend decided that the best place to break up with me was during a movie about two couples breaking up. FML
dumped
United States
Today, my girlfriend's best friend was dumped, and was absolutely depressed. My girlfriend thought she'd show her sympathy by breaking up with me so they "could be single together." FML
Anonymous
Harlingen, United States
Sabotage
Today, my girlfriend’s friend decided she wanted to tell her that I was flirting with other girls, just so we would break up. It worked. FML
loser
United States
Today, my fiancée broke up with me. Via a myspace message. While we were in the same apartment. FML
oink401
Canada
Today, my girlfriend came to my house crying because the guy who she has been cheating on me with doesn't want to be with her anymore. FML
Anonymous
Today, I called my boyfriend and a woman answered. Turns out, she's also his girlfriend. She broke up with me on his behalf. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Adding insult to injury
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. While he was dumping me, he was holding hands with his new girlfriend. FML
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Dt33345 13
Well someone's a bitch.
iAlissa 34
Your ex girlfriend is absolutely pathetic.
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Comments (76)
ohSNAPyall 26
Sounds effective. Not only did you break up, but also you immediately felt like you were better off.
Bigfabthetruth52 22
Damn she did you dirty,i think that may have been the first time i even heard of that.oh well op u deserve better than that, on to the next one.
Curlytwirly22 17
She's a bitch get a dog and let him attack her !!
bme1993 7
coward much?
christian2234 15
She must be a keeper... To have such little respect for another person
fleur_de_fevrier_fml 22
Good riddance OP.
BoltTheSuperdog 22
Still better than breaking up over text message?
traumamedic3 9
That was you??!!!! Jk that sucks. Should have laughed in his face, told him you were going to break up with her cause she gave you the herp.
GregoryStalver_fml 6
Take solace in the fact that she'll very probably break up with him the same way.
Goblin182 26
She sounds like a drama queen, hoping the two guys would get into a fight over her.