Today, I misplaced my phone at small house party. I found it later, but not before being called a sick bastard by my crush. It seems one of my "friends" sent her a cock pic with my phone, and now she wants nothing to do with me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my friend stole my phone to call the creepy boy that follows me around at school. I wouldn't have been so bothered if she hadn't had phone sex with him, all while pretending to be me. He got so into it, he now thinks we're a couple. FML
Today, someone took my phone away. Why? Because I was texting my ex-boyfriend who cheated on me with one of my friends. FML
Today, I left my phone at work. After returning to the office to retrieve it, I noticed it was not on my desk as it usually is. I went to the front office and found it on the desk, unattended. When turning on my phone, I was greeted by my new lockscreen: a crap someone took in the bathroom. FML
Today, I went to visit my Grandmother, accidentally leaving my phone home during the weekend. When I got back I had 2 texts from my crush. One saying "I want to take the most beautiful girl to prom, go with me?" and the other saying, "Fine fattie, I'll ask someone else." FML
Today, my "friend" thought it'd be absolutely hilarious to use my phone to text my girlfriend, bragging that I'd found a new "slampiece" and that she's "fukcin dumpd". Now I'm single, her dad keeps making threatening calls to me, and nobody will even listen to my side of the story. FML
Today, I got jumped by five dudes who took my phone. On it I had naked pictures of myself. An hour later they sent the pictures to all of my contacts. FML
Today, I was at my friend's house celebrating his 16th birthday. I couldn't find my phone so I asked my friend's girlfriend if I could borrow her phone to see if I could hear mine ringing. I dialed my number, only to find she had my number saved in her phone as "ASS FACE #3". FML
Today, I got a text from my crush. In my clumsy attempt to quickly grab the phone, I knocked it off the kitchen counter and cracked the screen. After driving to my friend's house so I could put my sim card in her phone, I saw that the text said, "Who is this? Stop texting me." FML
Today, I asked my fiancé's daughter to use her phone so I could call mine which I'd misplaced. Busy with homework, she nodded. Only after she jumped up did I notice that she had my number listed with a humiliating nickname, and accompanied by a photo of her middle finger. FML
Today, I got a text from a woman containing many naked pictures of her. Apparently she meant to send those to her boyfriend whose number is one digit from mine. The bad part? My girlfriend was using my phone when I received that message. FML
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Top comments
asapp78 16
What a dick move by your friend... ba dum tiss!
iAlissa 34
Perhaps keep better track of your personal belongings. And maybe find better "friends."
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Comments (96)
asapp78 16
What a dick move by your friend... ba dum tiss!
ksks1234 33
26-- I am pretty sure op is a male. I would be possibly impressed, mostly confused if my female friend sent me a dick pic. Also, don't thread jack.
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OP must've not seen that cumming.
masterof1 7
That really is a sticky stituation
SgtAssCheeks 21
These puns with "Thats a really XXXX situation" template never work. Ever. The people above have done well
kristabelli 19
YDI for not having auto-lock on your phone. Still sucks though... sorry your friends are jerks, OP.
DREAMCATCHERoooo 4
If she is not willing to understand, then maybe you should show her yours to proove your innocence
xXxJaGsTeRxXx 11
She must have taken it HARD. Tell her its not yours and that you can prove it!
MixedGurl97 10
your friend sounds like an ass....!
ryan4723 24
Nah he sounds like a total sweetheart
JoeGrant 12
To be honest, he sounds like a dick.
rawlings123 17
Not sure if she'll agree but show her your dick and compare it to the picture so she can see it wasn't you.
ClashParody 21
Well from how the situation went #50, I'm certain she'll love that solution.
hunts19ketchup 23
#50- Yes, because you were so offended at seeing a picture of what you thought was my dick, I'm going to show you the real thing now.
lifeisfabulous 10
No shit Sherlock.
iAlissa 34
Perhaps keep better track of your personal belongings. And maybe find better "friends."
ironmany_fml 23
and keep your phone locked too
1947Chevy 17
You need a different friend
Trivision 10
Or friends, if more than one was in on it. That's amazingly immature of them/him.
greeneyebeauty9 28
If you really cared about her you'd try your hardest to explain to her what happened.
adyb 12
Some people just aren't willing to listen though, especially after an unwanted sext xD
Dt33345 13
Excommunicate that "friend" permanently.
eddeeezzyy 19
What is this, the clergy now?
Crazafon 19
Someone has some explaining to do!
IllestRated 17
Better come up with a way to return the favor to your so called, "friends."
NessaMae 19
Try and explain to her what happened, if she'll hear you out. I'd figure out which one of your "friends" did that, and hit them. That "friend" may have ruined your chances with her, and that's not something a friend would do.
TwistedCherub1 15
Or, if he's a good friend who had a momentary lapse in judgment, explain how badly his drunken prank turned out for you and see if he'll talk to her.
ballettillidie 8
What a dick move.... No? No? Ok.
iiTzNeeNerz 26
Yes. But #1 beat you to it.